I HATE it when: I get deodorant on the outside of my shirt and I’m oblivious till late in the day, plus it’s so suppose to be an invisible solid! I get into the shower and find out that my bath soap is practically gone, like melted or shriveled up looking! How does this even…
What does a Q-tip and a Banana have in common?!?!
Apparently my dad…. He jumped into my car the other day with one banana and one Q-tip. I thought that’s odd, the Q-tip part; he literally eats a banana every single time he gets into my car, even if I’m taking him out to eat. I said, “what are you going to do with the…
ODD WORDS~ Go away!!!
If I hear one more commercial with disgusting medical terms being mentioned, I’ll go crazy! EXAMPLES~ Bladder Sling, Transvaginal Mesh, Gynecomastia (really, He-Hooters)….I’m sorry sometimes the names make me laugh~ the words sound sooo made up…..ODD words~ Go away!
Is this WEIRD?
Every single day– I trip over my laptop cord & I do this ridiculous stare down at it –like I have powers that are going to MELT the cord–you know to let it know I’m furious with it. Is this WEIRD?
I LOVE it when #26
1. I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning, still not a morning person. 2. I’m People watching, so fun! Right ladies? 3. I laugh at myself, it happens a lot-big surprise! 4. I’m on a low carb diet & actually enjoying the food. 5. My laundry is caught up & I find money…
Daughter’s “Quote of the day!”
My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat (brother) & stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim & shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin
Mom behaving badly?
My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…
Q-tips, hair rollers & one sock!
What does a sock, one washcloth with makeup on it, drinking glass from the kitchen, two hair rollers & Stridex pads have in common: They were all laying atop my bathroom counter this morning! Oh & two used Q-tips!!!!!!! Oh the joys of motherhood..Joy, Joy, Joy
Giggles, Hernia & Toots
My dad & I were, en-route for his first ever “Black Friday” shopping with me. It was an experience to say the least, he said “Listen!” then he pushed on his belly & his hernia made a squishy sound. I laughed & said “That’s disgusting!” Then he did it again, but this time–it sounded drastically different. I giggled & said…
New Puppy Potty Training & Kids, huh?
My hubby said “The way I’m going to potty train the new puppy is to put our kids nose in her poop, so they’ll make sure to take her out!”…..Ok, that’s one way to do it….
Quote of the day!
We don’t call Supernanny, we whoop a fanny! Phoebe
Quote of the day
Its all fun and games until we’re feeding your momma thru a straw. Ryan 38
Pie in face!
Have you ever wanted to throw a pie in someones face, you know like in the movies, or old comedy skits. Well one day while my dear, sweet hubby was working hard mowing the lawn, I decided that today was the day, cease the opportunity, right! I grabbed a pie from the freezer and waited patiently behind…