My sweet elderly neighbor told me my hubby and I have done a great job raising our children:) I love her…..She also still gives my kids Easter baskets every year~ no matter how old they get!
Tag: Parenting
My Dad’s Crazy X-Ray?
In the car on the way to my dad’s doctor’s appointment for his chest X-ray, he starts talking crazy. Crazy talk went like this= ” When they look at the x-ray will they see what I ate for breakfast?” We said No, silly, it will show your chest: like your lungs & heart. He said “Oh…
Dallas+Me+Kids+Grandparents+T.V.=Tooth?
Well, well, well, it has been a very interesting day to say the least. Here’s the visual: On our way to the “Big D”, just 10 minutes into the trip! I’m driving with my mom as my co-pilot & a large bag of candy in between us, Papa & Peyton in second row & my…
Sweet!
My son walks by his dad today & said “Thanks daddy for working so hard!” Sweetest thing, to bad these moments are few & far between, but I guess that’s what makes them so special….
Quote of the day!
Daughter said, I wouldn’t have chosen computer classes at school momma. My son said “Respect the tech!”
Granny’s gone wild!
Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…
Stay Away–Tip’s for surviving the weekend before Christmas!
1. Stay away from the frantic looking woman with kids! You’ll be sorry… 2. Stay away from the one weird guy by himself, there’s a reason he’s by himself, do not make eye contact either! 3. Stay away from all parking lots, catastrophe’s waiting to happen, but if you dare, watch the way other’s park,…
One legged man
I was watching a T.V. commercial while over my parents home tonight, I said “Awwww that man has one leg!” My dad immediately jumps in conversation with “That’s nothing, I see dogs hopping around with just three legs all the time!”
Carpooling & Orange cones
Everyday I drop off & pick up my child at school. They have large, bright orange cones set out in a special pattern for carpoolers’ to follow (so us ding-dong, mothers in the giant vehicles, don’t hit a kid) doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. But somehow every single day, the orange cones are spread…
Plumber & Paw paw “I’ll take one for the team!”
The plumber was visiting my dads house a few years ago. Regular occurrence in the neighborhood because it was built around Pecan orchards. I was over visiting, no big surprise. The plumber was snaking the drains, toilets, whatever plumbers snake & he finally figured out the problem. Mean while, I was sitting at the table enjoying a nice…
7 Wonders of Ridiculousness!
The 7 Medieval Wonders of the world should include MOTHERS? Its Ridiculousness, they didn’t! 1. Can The Great Wall of China while driving, reach its arm under the 3rd row back seat & over a screaming child to find their babies lost, favorite binky. Ridiculousness 2. Could the Colosseum put up with the amount of sibling warfare or pure drama our kids bring us, on a regular basis. Ridiculousness 3….
Paw paw quote
We’re driving to Hot Springs, Arkansas to enjoy our little vacay spot, as we do about once a month. I drag my parents along for the ride, and good times, good times. I’ve always said my family should have their own reality show, because the crazy things that come out of our mouths & things we do. We…