Happy 70th Birthday Mama!

      70 today but just 21 in celsius. Woot! Have a blessed day, but I’m sure you will, because I, Dawn the Great will be with you….I love, love, love you very much! You’re are the best lookin’ 70 year old I’ve seen.

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Nice Mother’s Day gifts

    The words written in the card were so meaningful, the rest is just bonus~and a spa day, too…..#luckymamahere #Mothersday

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Happy Mother’s Day!

I couldn’t have said it better myself~ I said a Mother’s Day prayer for you to thank the Lord above for blessing me with a lifetime of your tenderhearted love. I thanked God for the caring you’ve shown me through the years, for the closeness we’ve enjoyed in time of laughter and of tears. And…

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Happy Birthday Mama!

You are an everlasting bloom in a wonderful garden where only love and beauty grows! I treasure our special relationship. Happy Birthday Mama!    

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This is the kind of stock I’m made of~

The other night my mom fell asleep in her living room chair while watching the boob tube. No big deal right? Well this particular mischievous evening my eighty-one year old dad decided it would be funny to prank her while sleeping. He on a normal basis hides little trinkets & oddities in her pillows and around her makeup mirror, they’ve actually…

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Walt Disney~ Quote of the Day

One of my longtime dreams is within reach today and I want it to flourish! Have a fantastical weekend friends.

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Happy Mother’s Day Mama!

Mama You’re a mother who is caring, kind & thoughtful too– And for all the things you are, you’re LOVED the whole year through! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY We Love You…….

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Happy Birthday Mama!

  God bless you on your birthday, And each day all year through, For all the loving things you are And all the things you do. God bless you for your warm and love, And more than any other, God bless you just for being you — My dear loving Mother!

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What do the words-Morbid, Brownies & kids have in common?

While visiting the cemetery today, I shared my “Funeral” wishes with my teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…

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My Crappy Morning

Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…

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Wow, I’m getting old!

While on the way to church last Sunday, I rubbed lotion all over my hands & arms — then I quickly realized it wasn’t lotion at all, it was conditioner. “I’m OLD” I thought it was odd when my arms turned white with foam, but the smell was pleasant, so I just kept rubbing it on, again…

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Is this WEIRD?

I arrive home and find myself carrying these items from the car— a red hobo scarf, beans, son’s sweater, ziplock of weenies,  & a playbill. Is this WEIRD?

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I HATE it when #32!

1. I purposely don’t pick something off the floor, because I’m waiting to see how long it will take another family member to pick it up. It NEVER EVER happens–I end up picking it up anyways. Then next week I do it again–& I act surprised when its the same outcome. 2. I have to reach my hands in…

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Is this WEIRD?

I enjoy the taste of my adult gummy vitamins so much,  sometimes I have two, YUM!

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Book for old people???

As usual my parents & I were driving around in my car & my dad said the darnedest thing. “Do you read books?” I said “of course” eagerly anticipating why this totally random question came from his breath.Then he said “you know a book on how to treat old people, because your always –taking us…

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Is this WEIRD?

When I was younger I also would eat spoonfuls of coffee creamer! Till one day my mother told me it would give me worms—– I quit cold turkey, I wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box……

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Me or Daddy?

My daughter said if we were somewhere & caught off guard by an alligator she would rather me wrangle the alligator than her daddy! I thought it was hilarious…”Choot em Dawn”  If you watch Swamp people, you’ll get it, I watch way tooo much! Related articles Season 3 Premiere of History’s ‘Swamp People’ Draws 4.7…

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Logan’s missing shoe!

I said “Logan we need to go, now!” he replied “I can only find one shoe!”  then, I said “How do you lose one shoe, I could understand you losing both, but not one!” he replied “It happen’s momma, it has happened, now find my shoe.”  I said “Yes, FOUND IT!” Related articles My son’s NON-listening ear’s! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)

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Birthday Momma!

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear momma, Happy Birthday to you & many more! Have a wonderful day, it will be easy to do, because guess who will be with you………..(ME) Related articles Happy Birthday (infinitepirate.wordpress.com)

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How much do I LOVE Disney—————THIS MUCH!

You know you LOVE Disney a lot, when you’re vacuuming your sofa with upholstery tools and instead of finding the usual half chewed pretzel, penny (never a quarter) or popcorn, your vacuum sucks up one yellow, mickey mouse sock with animal fur stuck to it. Now if I can only find the mate, Umm, maybe the chair cushion! LOL… Related articles Top Five Walt…

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What’s wrong with me?

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’ve literally shattered the screen on my daughters HTC EVO phone & her lap top screen within a very short time of one another! Looks like unexpected things will now be added to my list, CRAP!

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Quote of the day!

Daughter said, I wouldn’t have chosen computer classes at school momma. My son said “Respect the tech!”

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Just a singin’

So I was just singing along to Wham’s “Last Christmas” and I started singing the wrong words then my daughter said “Normally when someone messes up on part of the song they realize it & stop singing it, but you finished the whole thing!” I said, I was enjoying my singing…..and I suckkkk. George Michael’s outfit looks…

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Octopus Mom, NOT dad!

Swat, grab, pinch, poke, kiss, a momma can do it all blindfolded! Multi-tasking is her middle name, her first name should be Octopus. It is hilarious to observe the difference between a mother & father, first of all, any man will say HUH or WHAT as a stall tactic, to get out of doing something right then,…

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I HATE it when #10!

1. I’m wearing a pair of socks & one gets wet. 2. My cat purr’s to loud. 3. My dog runs back & forth in my yard so much, he has a trail in the grass, looks messy! 4. Things are out-of-place! 5. My kids go totally crazy & its hard to control them, usually…

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Tip of the day! Halloween

14 tips to keep your kids safe and happy on Halloween. 1- Wear make-up instead of a mask.  A mask cuts off your vision and prevents you from seeing cars. Remember your street safety rules about cars, crossings and jay-walking. 2- Go out in a group or with an adult, never by yourself. 3- Wear reflector…

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Calgon take mommy away #1!

It’s hard to be a mommy sometimes, it doesn’t matter what age your kids are, it doesn’t get easier. No one ever tells you this, not your mom,  grandma or even your neighbor. Books aren’t much help either, they make it sound as if raising kids is a joy, pleasure, even at times easy, like…

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Hawaii & WDW

This February my family is traveling to Disney’s Aulani Resort in Oahu, Hawaii. It will be our first trip to the beautiful island, and were thrilled. Also in March (Spring Break) I will be taking the kids on our first WDW trip without my hubby, so that should be interesting. We will be staying at the…

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