Tag: Family
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Cat “TINK” wishing goldfish. “SPOOK’S” a Good Morning, NOT!
Quote of the day!
My son said “Mom, I just want you– to make me feel better!” I said Logan, no one can make you feel a certain way, you chose to feel that way! then he exclaimed “A clown can make you feel better!” HAHAHAHAHAH, then he revised his statement “Nevermind clowns creep people out!”
I LOVE it when #11
1. I’m less than a week from our families first Hawaiian Vacay! 2. All my luggage makes it to the original destination when I do! 3. We have Summer temperatures in Winter. 4. My hubby goes bike riding with me. 5. I gain new blog followers! 6. I find a new favorite song or artist. 7. Riding my…
I awoke this morning to this!
My son jumped on my bed and said “Momma I have a flaming horse with a flaming mane, tail & hooves that lights zombies on fire in Red Dead Redemption, his name is Death Angel!” and left the room.. I’m awake now, time to get up I guess….
Tip of the day!
The USDA’s “MyPlate” program recommends that half your plate be filled with fruits and vegetables. How many are on your plate? Related articles Conquer childhood obesity with tips for healthy family living (mamasbagoftricks.blogspot.com) Tricks for Toddler Healthy Eating (enfamil.com)
A new day–missing shoes all together!
The other day, I made the comment “I didn’t see how my son could misplace just one shoe, that I could understand him missing both!” Well, well today’s the day that I find out just how easy it is to lose both shoes. As he is scrambling for school again this morning, he yells out “Missing…
I LOVE it when #10!
1. I get upgraded for free to anything without asking, because I will ask, no shame, I embarass my hubby a lot. 2. A fallen hero (military) gets the same amount of gratitude & honor as a drunken, drugged out celebrity, priorities twisted just a bit. 3. My hubby gets to go to the lake house with…
I’m NO hula dancer!
Watching with family “Anthony Bourdain’s/Hawaii” and I said “Wow, how do they move their arms in so many places, it looks like their double jointed.” then I tried to move my arms like the beautiful hula dancers, and my hubby & children both said “You look like a bird.” I replied “Awesome, a bird is graceful” My…
My Fair Lady & Top Hats
My daughter told my son “I want my wedding themed like My Fair Lady, and you’ll wear a top hat!” He replied “No, I won’t, I’ll wear one now and walk with a cane!”
My twelve year old son, on FACEBOOK!
My son read his friends Facebook wall out loud & said “Gerald you’re not an artist, just because you rap at recess!”
Son’s quote of the day!
My hubby said “Come on Logan, you’re going to be late for school!” My son replied “Hold on dad, my cowlick is starting a fight with me and I’m trying to fight back!!!!!” darn that boy is funny……I could quote him all day long——oh yea, I do.
Birthday Momma!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear momma, Happy Birthday to you & many more! Have a wonderful day, it will be easy to do, because guess who will be with you………..(ME) Related articles Happy Birthday (infinitepirate.wordpress.com)
Sweet!
My son walks by his dad today & said “Thanks daddy for working so hard!” Sweetest thing, to bad these moments are few & far between, but I guess that’s what makes them so special….
You know your kids are naughty when?
My kids were acting so wild & crazy tonight, that my son Logan said if there were ghosts in our home, they would pick up their head & run away (float away)! They would scare a ghost away, HELP ME, please!!!
I LOVE it when #8
1. I’m finally getting excited about our trip to Aulani (Hawaii) 6 weeks, yeah 2. I’m tan. 3. My new toothpaste whitens my teeth. 4. My son washes his hands after using the restroom without me telling him too. 5. My son uses a towel to dry his hands after washing them instead of his shirt….
Quote of the day!
If things were easy to find, they wouldn’t be worth finding. Extremely LOUD & incredibly CLOSE
LSU/BAMA Game Quote!
Paralysis through Analysis! Update: I LOVE you LSU but you had paralysis tonight! Snap out of it..NOW!!!
I hate it when #15!
1. Ashton Kutcher has long hair! 2. Other people register for my HGTV Dream home. 3. My hubby is having his man period! 4. I have to clean & put away all the Christmas stuff till next year! 5. Pine needles fall off a my fake Christmas tree everywhere! 6. I need more vacuum bags, but don’t realize…
I LOVE it when #7!
1. A new year begins! 2. Step Brothers movie comes on, funny! 3. I make popcorn perfectly, not to many kernels, yet not burnt! 4. I’m witty! 5. I have a great make up day! 6. Ice, Ice baby comes on the radio! 7. My nail polish doesn’t chip! 8. I find money in my families pockets while doing…
Google earth parents home & this is what I found!
You know you’re at your parents home to much when you Google Earth their home & your car is in their driveway! No shit! I laughed & laughed & laughed some more!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA..There’s my car, sitting right in their driveway! Not my real photo of google earth.(right)
Logan & Papa
Logan began with “Y’all wish my awesomeness would rub off on you” then papa countered with “No, you wish my intelligence rubs off on you!” its WAR…
Quote of day!
Scenario at Applebee’s : Last bite of burger slider left, Papa offered it to Logan, he refused & said “I don’t want denture cream on it!”
Is this weird?
I woke up, walked in den— to find every comforter in the house, except mine (thankfully) all over the floor. My son had friend spend the night made a huge tent, then it imploded on them, when dog (beagle) jumped on top and then proceeded to urinate on it! So they moved what didn’t get wet, into the living…
“Commonly broken” New Year’s Resolution’s
Image via Wikipedia Lose weight – I will, till I’m offered a donut. Quit Smoking – You’ll try your best, but if someone offers you a drag, you’ll have just one. Sure. Learn Something New – You’ll probably stick to this one, about a day, maybe a new word on a fortune cookie paper. Eat healthier – One week later, you’re in a hurry…
How much do I LOVE Disney—————THIS MUCH!
You know you LOVE Disney a lot, when you’re vacuuming your sofa with upholstery tools and instead of finding the usual half chewed pretzel, penny (never a quarter) or popcorn, your vacuum sucks up one yellow, mickey mouse sock with animal fur stuck to it. Now if I can only find the mate, Umm, maybe the chair cushion! LOL… Related articles Top Five Walt…
Mannequin @ JcPenney
My son accidentally bumped in a mannequin @ Jcpenney’s Store & my daughter told him that’s the closest you’ll ever be to a girl! Ahh, sibling LOVE, there’s nothing like it! My son’s mannequin did not look like this one.
12 yr old son mad at us: Whats new!
Because we didn’t go to a specific store he wanted to go to today, so he threatened when we got old and in wheelchairs ( as if, all old people are in wheelchairs) that he would push us down a flight of stairs & steal all our money (joking)! Funny & scary, I told him, I will…
This is the scenario ” We’re all in the car!”
My son said to his sister “I wonder what’s running through our parents minds right now?” then he said probably nothing,HAHAHAHA rather obnoxiously. Then my hubby said “Boy you’d be scared if you knew!” HAHAHAHA more obnoxiously!!!!!!! funny parent (car) moment.
Quote of the day!
“My hubby can testify to my stupidity!” Dawn 39
I hate it when #14 “Christmas Edition”
1. People forget the reason for the season, Jesus’ birthday! Happy Birthday Jesus:)) 2. People say Happy Holidays in place of “Merry Christmas!” 3. Teachers tell kids there’s no SANTA. 4. My dad gets admitted to hospital right before Christmas, but thankfully (GOD is great) got out literally right before. 5. Santa at local mall looks drunk & pissed…
“Thank You” for The Versatile Blogger Award
The Versatile Blogger I was nominated for the Versatile Blogger Award by a fellow blogger randomreasoning. I’d like to give a GIANT thank you from the bottom of my heart for the nomination & for suffering through my crazy posts! I enjoy blogging very much and its great to know that others enjoy my random, borderline Schizo blog entries, it’s very exciting to me….
I Love it when #6!
1. I get all my Christmas shopping finished & wrapped one week before Christmas! 2. I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter to see Hawaii, makes me excited for trip. A shame, I have to watch arrests & druggies to get my Hawaii fix. Hawaii Five-O isn’t much better. 3. The girl I least like, gets kicked…
Naughty or Nice?
I said a few unsavory words, under my breath & maybe to her face, about a lady who cut in front of me–NAUGHTY I let a few cars drive in front of me at the mall–NICE I used great restraint in store when Wal-Mart had no employees opening up there locked game cabinets–NICE & a little NAUGHTY…
My son, wet towel & his trumpet!
I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…
Deceased “Arnold the Armadillo!”
Talking about my dad’s opossum has brought back fond memories of “Arnold the Armadillo.” My daughter & I first saw him dead on the side of the road, then everyday for at least 3 weeks, there he was –still dead— of course I didn’t expect him to rise from the ashes and fly away, silly goose its a…
****BREAKING NEWS***Update (in red)—— to Paw Paw’s Opossum story!
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my…
Quote of the day!
Faith makes all things possible, not EASY!
Hong Kong City!
My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…
Quote of the day!
Daughter said, I wouldn’t have chosen computer classes at school momma. My son said “Respect the tech!”
Has this ever happened to you?
Got in the shower with socks still on your feet? Gee, I have lots on my mind, I’ve done some pretty STUPID things before, but soggy socks hasn’t been one of them!
Granny’s gone wild!
Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 