Lose weight – I will, till I’m offered a donut.
Quit Smoking – You’ll try your best, but if someone offers you a drag, you’ll have just one. Sure.
Learn Something New – You’ll probably stick to this one, about a day, maybe a new word on a fortune cookie paper.
Eat healthier – One week later, you’re in a hurry & just grab a quick bite of fast food! Why do people think if they say quick bite, it’s not really cheating on a diet, your still eating it, no matter how fast you do it!
Save Money – Open a savings account & constantly transfer the money back to your checking account. Moving money around is not saving.
Spend time with family – No matter how much some of them get on your nerves, (not my family) tomorrow they may not be here! Cherish.
Travel more – By travel, I mean out of your home state & a few more states over. Somewhere your uncomfortable, that way you can learn more about yourself. Really.
Less Stress – Spending more time with family (earlier resolution) causes a certain amount of stress, I know (not my family) but try to slow down & breath.
Volunteer – Don’t just say it, DO it! Even if it’s volunteering some of your husbands clothes to goodwill without him knowing it.
Drink less – Instead of drinking a lot of sips, GUZZLE IT! Therefore drinking less sips overall & keeping at least one resolution in tact.