1. I pay for a hefty airline ticket to Hawaii then pay separately for my luggage –$25 first bag–$35 second bag (per person *4) each way RT, as if your going to fly with no luggage…no other option, except pay for first class either way a lot of moola…Holy Corn-meal! 2. My parakeet wakes me up with her…
Cafeteria ladies mustache?
My son had pizza -SORTA- for lunch today, one of his favorites–but he didn’t finish it. His friend leaned over and said “Hey man are you going to finish your pizza?” Logan said nope & gave it to him. While the boy was enjoying my son’s leftover’s he asked inquisitively, “Why didn’t you eat it?” Logan…
A new day–missing shoes all together!
The other day, I made the comment “I didn’t see how my son could misplace just one shoe, that I could understand him missing both!” Well, well today’s the day that I find out just how easy it is to lose both shoes. As he is scrambling for school again this morning, he yells out “Missing…
Happy Valentines Day!
Wishing all my wonderful bloggies a truly marvelous “Happy Valentines Day!” Whether you’re in a relationship, married or single on this special day, just know you are loved & appreciated by this bloggie buddy & thought of dearly today & always! BE MY VALENTINE.
I LOVE it when #10!
1. I get upgraded for free to anything without asking, because I will ask, no shame, I embarass my hubby a lot. 2. A fallen hero (military) gets the same amount of gratitude & honor as a drunken, drugged out celebrity, priorities twisted just a bit. 3. My hubby gets to go to the lake house with…
Son’s quote of the day!
Dude, you can saddle a pig & ride him on Minecraft, that’s sooo cool! My hubby added: When I was younger, you could actually saddle a real pig & ride it! I promise he’s NOT from a circus family…….not that anything is wrong with circus people…LOL! Related articles This is What Minecraft Looked Like on its Very First…
I’m NO hula dancer!
Watching with family “Anthony Bourdain’s/Hawaii” and I said “Wow, how do they move their arms in so many places, it looks like their double jointed.” then I tried to move my arms like the beautiful hula dancers, and my hubby & children both said “You look like a bird.” I replied “Awesome, a bird is graceful” My…
Me or Daddy?
My daughter said if we were somewhere & caught off guard by an alligator she would rather me wrangle the alligator than her daddy! I thought it was hilarious…”Choot em Dawn” If you watch Swamp people, you’ll get it, I watch way tooo much! Related articles Season 3 Premiere of History’s ‘Swamp People’ Draws 4.7…
Quote of the day!
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. Ralph Marston
Logan’s missing shoe!
I said “Logan we need to go, now!” he replied “I can only find one shoe!” then, I said “How do you lose one shoe, I could understand you losing both, but not one!” he replied “It happen’s momma, it has happened, now find my shoe.” I said “Yes, FOUND IT!” Related articles My son’s NON-listening ear’s! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
My son’s NON-listening ear’s!
My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied “You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when…
My Fair Lady & Top Hats
My daughter told my son “I want my wedding themed like My Fair Lady, and you’ll wear a top hat!” He replied “No, I won’t, I’ll wear one now and walk with a cane!”
Quote of the Day!
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. Robert H. Schuller
My twelve year old son, on FACEBOOK!
My son read his friends Facebook wall out loud & said “Gerald you’re not an artist, just because you rap at recess!”
Sweet love note to my daughter!
My daughter received a sweet LOVE note today, this is one of the entries “My feelings for you are like a kid with a snickers & a dog with bone!” Awwwwwww how romantic!
Quote of the day!
My hubby said “I bet you 100 dollars to a pickle, no one fed the dog tonight!”
I LOVE it when #9!
Image by Jeff Hester via Flickr 1. My son has nicely trimmed fingernails & toenails. 2. My upper back doesn’t hurt. 3. I keep my big mouth shut & surprise my hubby! 4. My children are happy! 5. It’s February 1st & 75 degrees. 6. I’m at our jogging/bike trails & everyone on trail is so chill & friendly!…
Banjo = Body
Funniest reference: a teenager was asked by another teenager “Are you going to be a stripper when you grow up?” The girl replied “No, no I want to keep this banjo in its case!”
Son’s quote of the day!
My hubby said “Come on Logan, you’re going to be late for school!” My son replied “Hold on dad, my cowlick is starting a fight with me and I’m trying to fight back!!!!!” darn that boy is funny……I could quote him all day long——oh yea, I do.
I HATE it when #17!
1. My numbers lock is on & I’m trying to type a number, like just now with #1 2. I’m so tired my legs ache at night & make me question whether the commercials are right & I have restless leg syndrome, lol. Even though logically I know I was on my feet all day lifting…
Quote of the day!
Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. Og Mandino
You know you live in Louisiana when-
I told my son his daddy was bringing him home some alligator from a wildlife dinner he attended & he looks at me and actually said dead or alive? I said fried “dead” alligator Logan (DUH)! You know you live in Louisiana, when your son asks that very question…….. P.S. I guess he’s watching too much…
Momma makes change!
My mother went to our neighborhood grocery store to pick up a few items the other day. After checking out she received her change & put it her pocket (no big deal, right?) She walked towards to the service desk gleefully, almost skipping – in hopes of winning with a LUCKY powerball ticket she was going to purchase, suddenly she realized change was falling…
Quote of the day!
“Boo, I will take off these Jimmy choo‘s and whack you!” Braxton Family Values
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Image by divid3d via Flickr My hubby calls me all day long, half the time we’re just rambling about silly stuff or talking about our kids. This particular day he called for an actual purpose. He phoned to tell me to STOP using fabric softener…
Quote of the day!
“House-shoes I wanted to wear you today, but I can only find one of you!” Per hubby
Logan’s Quote of the day!
“Wait a minute, I’m watching Toddlers & Tiara’s on TV with my mom & getting emotional this is stripping me of my man hood!”
Quote of the day!
“Courage is mastery of fear, not absence of fear!”
Quote of the day!
“My body is my temple, my temple needs redecorated!” Joan Rivers talks about another makeover…..
Weird kid on daughters bus “Tip of the day!” not sure how he knew……
Hey Miss. Lynn (bus driver)! If you ever plan on getting arrested, you should do it in Bossier Parish, on a Friday….. that’s the day they have Fried Chicken!
Word of the day!
Educe – To draw forth or bring out, as something potential or latent.
Quote of the day!
“Either you run the day or the day runs you.” Jim Rohn
FLYING
I said to my hubby “Can you believe my mom use to fly with my dad.” (pilot, Cessna) My hubby said “I don’t even like riding in a car with him!” LOL, it was so funny to me… Related articles Keep Flying to Keep Our Flying Right-of-Way (johnandmartha.kingschools.com)
Man, Woman, Wild
My son & I were talking & I mention a reality show “Man, Woman, Wild” I watched last night. I told my son, you should have watched it, his wife Ruth removed ticks off a rabbit, then skinned it, cut out its feces, then cooked it. My son said sounds like a great dinner to me!!! YUCK! On the other hand, if…
Persistently annoying…..
Sometimes don’t you wish you didn’t do such a good job teaching your growing child. Well a lot of things I teach comes back to bite me in the butt! I’ve always taught my children be persistent, don’t give up! Well my darling son Logan did just that, when trying to get rights back for…
Momma–Quote of the day!
As I’m driving today, I decide to rub lotion on my hands (bad idea), I said “Momma, I’m steering with my elbows, how’s that make you feel?” she said “No different then when your driving with your hands!” SCARED either way, hahahaha!
Hot Springs with Senior Citizens
Picture this scenario: We’re in my car in Hot Springs celebrating my mom’s 66th birthday with the usual suspects-My senior citizen parents (don’t act like it) two kids (12, 14) & myself (driving) & my mom’s holding all weekend an “Over the hill” wand with glitter we gave her and saying “jaWONG” her special magic word. I pass up the street I…
I HATE it when #16
1. Storage Wars is a rerun. 2. My dad finds a big piece of metal sticking in my passenger rear tire & its 5pm. 3. A new tire for my SUV cost 300.00. 4. I cheat on my low carb diet with Cheesecake Factory Red Velvet Cheesecake, but so worth it! 5. I forget to mail…
Father’s quote of the day!
My son Logan was singing a silly obnoxious song in the car & my dad said “In the time it took you to learn that song, you really could have learned something useful!” per my dad Related articles Parenting fun! (revdlesley.net)
Quote of the Day!
Image via Wikipedia Even if you fall on your face, you’re still moving forward. Victor Kiam
Birthday Momma!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear momma, Happy Birthday to you & many more! Have a wonderful day, it will be easy to do, because guess who will be with you………..(ME) Related articles Happy Birthday (infinitepirate.wordpress.com)
Cody hilarious once again on Dual Survival
OMG, he is soooooooo naturally funny & I know you have to see the show to appreciate the full pleasure & joy he brings me. Picture this scenario a hurricane has hit the Dominican Republic & Dave & Cody are in the disarray of it all & hungry. Dave finds a beehive filled with bees, Dave…
Old woman & monkey girl!
While at the store the other day, an old woman next to me walks up to a young lady employee & said “You have a hair on your face!” and the employee said “It might be attached, where?” The old woman points it out & the employee said “Yep, that ones attached! GROSS (true story)….if you have…
Sweet!
My son walks by his dad today & said “Thanks daddy for working so hard!” Sweetest thing, to bad these moments are few & far between, but I guess that’s what makes them so special….
You know your kids are naughty when?
My kids were acting so wild & crazy tonight, that my son Logan said if there were ghosts in our home, they would pick up their head & run away (float away)! They would scare a ghost away, HELP ME, please!!!
I LOVE it when #8
1. I’m finally getting excited about our trip to Aulani (Hawaii) 6 weeks, yeah 2. I’m tan. 3. My new toothpaste whitens my teeth. 4. My son washes his hands after using the restroom without me telling him too. 5. My son uses a towel to dry his hands after washing them instead of his shirt….
Quote of the day!
If things were easy to find, they wouldn’t be worth finding. Extremely LOUD & incredibly CLOSE
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