It started out at the crack of DAWN (LOL) & a massive headache: 1.) My hubby woke me & informed me, he’s going fishing–BIG No No, it’s so hard for me to go to sleep & when I am, don’t wake me, especially if it’s still dark outside, don’t people write notes anymore. Headache began. 2.)I actually fell back asleep with coaxing…
What does a cat & a boat have in common?
My hubby and I were pulling our boat down our subdivision the other day and a stranger pulled up next to us. Driving next to one another we unrolled our window’s & the stranger asked did we have a black cat, we said no—-WHY? She said one just jumped out of your boat! That’s what…
Is this Weird?
I enjoy hanging out with my parents & I’m 40, they make me laugh! Just thinking about them makes me laugh, is that weird? They’ll really get a kick out of this picture…….LOL!
Embarrassing!
My hubby in store, tired & holding my purse! It doesn’t happen often usually he refuses, I caught him off guard….HAHAHAHA! I think the purse really brings out his eyes..If only his basketball buddies could see him now, JEALOUS…HAHAHAHAHA
Walt Disney “Quote of the day!”
“You can design and create, & build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make that dream a reality!” Walt Disney
Quote of the day!
My sick kiddos doped up on Ibuprofen & I watched “Soul Surfer” in my bedroom, all of a sudden they ended up fighting (big surprise) and my son yelled out “You’re legs know how to wrassle!” not wrestle…it was funny!!!
L is for Loser
Even sick, my two kiddos find a way to annoy one another & ME. While taking my son’s temperature he looked at the thermometer & said “What’s the 7 mean?” I said its a L, not a 7. He said whats the L stand for & before I could answer, my daughter yells out “LOSER” it stands for…
SICK “Quote of the day”
“A family that’s sick together, sticks together!” My mother
Ziplining Turtle
My hubby was driving to the golf course & on his way he noticed a sweet turtle- a little late though, well actually way too late–it was under his tire kinda LATE. Before he knew it, he nipped the corner of the turtle’s shell with such force, it catapulted the sweet turtle thru the air & into the woods….
Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee
This morning my hubby walked in our room & said “I’m surprised Logan hasn’t peed in his bed from the noise of the running water from his turtle aquarium!” I stated “I love the noise sounds like a waterfall, it would help me go to sleep.” my hubby said ” Ha, maybe we should move…
London or Dallas
Picture this, we’re driving in Dallas! I’m lost on my way to Baylor Medical Center & in a hurry, due to my sis having her baby early. I’m usually good with directions but this trip I was just off, missed the mark, geographically impaired, just not with it. I was listening to my iPhone directions also my…
Is this WEIRD?
I argue with SIRI on my iPhone 4S?
I LOVE it when #14
1.My sis has a healthy baby girl, my new niece “Marley Vai”! 2. My sis had her baby early & my son CAN attend his girlfriend’s birthday party. Happy 13th Birthday Lexi! 3. I’m sick of eating junk food & ready to start a new low carb diet. 4. I crave something that I actually…
Turtle food + vacuum = sock
My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…
Is this weird?
This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?
Wally World + Kids = Migraine
My family was at Wally World in the check out line & my kids were rambling on making fun of one another, normal day out. Only one lady in front of us with a few items & we just had one, a reptile aquarium starter set for my son’s new turtle “Squirt”. Well the lady…
“Quote of the day!”
“He brings us to it, so he can bring you through it!” God
I Hate it when # 22!
1. I try to grab a few sheets of toilet paper and only get bits & barely pieces off the roll– while hovering over a public toilet…. 2. I have to go number 2 in a Park bathroom or Rest Area & then to make it worse—there is NO soap– just a sink & hand dryer. That’s why…
“Quote of the day”
” When in doubt, figure it out!” Duck Dynasty Related articles ‘Duck Dynasty’ Premiere: Willie Goes Frog-Hunting And Meets A Snake (huffingtonpost.com)
Poop & Home Depot
I’m shopping with my family at Home Depot, while enjoying the lumber aisle (NOT) I ran over something brown & mushy that stuck to my buggy tire. It took me a second to realize that it was POOP! Probably because you don’t normally see shit on the floor at a store, maybe at the Circus or the Zoo. Every few steps there it was,…
Funny “quote of the day”
My brother-in-law showed my hubby this sharp little flashlight last night. My hubby asked how much–about $20.00? My BIL said around $65.00, my hubby replied $65.00 for a flashlight–Then I better see into the future with it! Related articles “Quote of the day!” (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
“Quote of the day”
“A stranger is a friend you haven’t met yet.”
Son’s “quote of the day!”
My son asked me today “Do you know what WOW means?” I replied “No!” He said “It means World of Warcraft, Duh mama. He further continued “I don’t know why I asked – cuz you’re not hip, you might break a hip!” NOT NICE!!!!
Daughter’s “Trend of the Week!”
Girl’s if you have a hot date, don’t worry about painting your nails & waiting for them to dry. Just buy Kiss-Nail dress “fashion that sticks” for about $5.97 from Wal-Mart, they have a wide variety of colors & patterns. It’s easy, just stick on the pre-shaped stickers to your nails & adjust length with clippers.
Walt Disney “quote of the day!”
“I function better when things are going badly, than when they’re as smooth as whipped cream.” Walt Disney
Hubbies new toy!
Just in time for Summer! My daughter pretending to hold on for dear life! At parents home, to show jeep…. Related articles Daughter’s cell-phone & Hubby! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
“WATCH OUT!” I told my daughter–
when I’m old & ornery like your papa (always demanding things “Turn off the air.”, ” Get me a sandwich!”), I will act just the same! she replied “You already act like that–NOW!”
Cedar-glades Park in Hot Springs Arkansas, giant tree house!
Beautiful day also a Hot Springs RC Flying Club!
Logan’s quote of the day!
While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!
Quote of the day!
“You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.” Henry Ford Related articles Life’s Balance Beam & Henry Ford: Day 27 of Project 365 (valeriesuydam.wordpress.com)
All gone!
I walked past this almost empty cake dish today and did a double take as to nothing but crumbs were left, scavengers!
Quote of the day!
“If all else fails, hang on to your weave!” Niecy Nash
I LOVE it when #13!
1. I make the perfect sandwich. 2. Debbie Gibson gets kicked off Celebrity Apprentice! Hopefully next, Aubrey, nobody likes a know it all! 3. My hubby gives me a gift for no apparent reason :)) Hmm, is that a good thang:((((LOL! 4. My favorite nail polish (spicy shrimp) is full. 5. People pay it forward. 6. I…
You know your co-worker is a redneck when!
My hubby showed a co-worker this picture of his latest catch, from fishing recently with our son. In the background of the picture you’ll see a large orange tractor — hubby said “See what I got me, yesterday?” & the co-worker replied “Is that your tractor, man?” Totally ignored the big fish…..
It’s someone specials Birthday!
My Hubby RYAN’s Special Day! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear hubby, happy 39th birthday to you & many more! Special day for a special man!
“Quote of the day!”
My son was requesting Sonic tot’s with cheese while in Bass Pro today, We told him NO, we’re having stew at Meme & Papa’s house. Then he said “I have Sonictosis!” My hubby said “Oh, you get a shot for that!” Logan said “No, I think you get a tot for that!” HAHAHAHAHAHA………
Home-made Fried Chicken
Tony Chachere’s, salt, pepper, egg, milk, flour, fried up to perfection!
Hubbies “Spring/Summer treats!”
Pick up Red seedless grapes from the grocery store: rinse off with water, then put them in a bowl & just stick them straight in the freezer! In an hour take some out & pop them in your mouth, delicious & healthy snack! Our kids LOVE them…. Related articles Grapes (myberryfarm.wordpress.com) Grape Mask (positiveboomer.wordpress.com)
I HATE it when #21!
1. Someone puts a empty box of cereal back in the pantry. 2. I buy a new dip mix that requires sour cream and I don’t have sour cream. 3. I open a new bag of potato chips & there all crumbs, a little hard to dip a crumb! 4. We just leave the house & my…
Daughter’s “Trend of the week!”
Feathers in hair are out, small headband’s with big ornament’s (flower, etc.) are in! Beaded or crocheted headband’s are also in, wear in your hair or across your head…
Is this WEIRD?
When I was younger I also would eat spoonfuls of coffee creamer! Till one day my mother told me it would give me worms—– I quit cold turkey, I wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box……
Is this WEIRD?
When I was wee little girl (or teenager), I would lick Doritos & put them back in the bags for my siblings to unknowly eat! HAHAHA, LOL………..Really, I’m so gross….Sorry A.J. & Jenni, How did they taste—SWEETER I’m sure, HA
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