Brushing my toothies and out of nowhere a large amount of saliva mixed with toothpaste shoots out of my mouth and onto my blouse, scarring it for the rest of the day or changing my clothes altogether…
Tag: toothpaste
I HATE it when #51!
1. I have creeper socks on (the socks that creep off your feet with shoes on)! 2. I can’t open up my hubby’s sock drawer! (stuffed) 3. My home is perfectly clean and then my family comes home! (not anymore) 4. I get lotion in my wedding ring, yuck! 5. I hear the word secretion, ugh!…
I HATE it when #37!
1. I find my children & friends have “SCENTSY” wax all over my walls, because they dipped their hands in it……..& I guess threw it on my wall 2. White lint balls get all over the laundry in the dryer. 3. I just cleaned the entire kitchen then hubby & kids messed it up again. 4. Paint gets chipped…
Is this Weird?
While brushing my teeth, my hair & necklace fell into the line of fire–every time I spit my toothpaste out. At least my hair & necklace look whiter! Is this WEIRD?
I HATE it when #19
1. My toothpaste tube is at the end of its life & I’ve folded all the way up & then some. 2. I’m watching T.V. at one volume, then a commercial comes on & its twice the volume! 3. Larry the cable guy wears sleeveless shirts, which is always. 4. People think all Louisianan’s live by a swamp,…
I hate it when #7
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & there broken up in little pieces. 2. I trip in public & act like it was someone elses fault so I don’t look so stupid, in essence looking more stupid. 3. I drip toothpaste while brushing my teeth on scarf or shirt. 4. People butt dial…
I hate it when #4
When someone spits a wad of toothpaste in just cleaned bathroom sink. At a fast food restaurant, I pay for Super size fries and only receive half. I drop a whole roll of toilet tissue in the toilet, and its my last one. My hubby tells me how to drive & he’s had more traffic…
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