Last evening while driving home, I noticed a full moon. I said to my teenage son sitting next to me, o.k. on the count of 3, we’re are going to howl at the moon
Dorky Things I Do!
Sometimes when my hubby is sleeping I fold laundry on top of him~just for my own kicks~he has no idea……It just makes chores more fun:O
Wouldn’t it be funny?!
The first day of school has unfortunately/fortunately begun. I like every awesome mother in the universe filled out a million sheets of paperwork, knowing no one will ever really look at them! I was tickled with some of the questions being asked, especially on the Limited English Proficiency Form (I understand its a screener, still funny all the same)….
I HATE it when #47
1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…
I HATE it when #45!
1.I’m soo immune to watching “Hoarders” that I’m no longer shocked or grossed out by the maggots & animal feces on the persons stove….. 2.My hubby’s a numbskull & bought supplies to show us this really COOL you-tube trick & after three failed attempts–the kids asked him if he read the comments after the video to see if it was a…
Is this WEIRD?
Who eats Honey Smacks Cereal while taking a bath? ANSWER– My teenage son Logan! Is this WEIRD?
I HATE it when #41!
1. I open a can with the can opener & the juice from the can spills all over my granite countertops, especially gross when its tuna! 2. I try to grab a glass out of my cabinet & there all in the dishwasher (clean, but in the dishwasher). 3. When sewing & my bobbin runs out…
You know your Redneck WHEN!
You type emails & text messages in slang, like “NAW!” You’re a Redneck!!!!
7 Wonders of Ridiculousness!
The 7 Medieval Wonders of the world should include MOTHERS? Its Ridiculousness, they didn’t! 1. Can The Great Wall of China while driving, reach its arm under the 3rd row back seat & over a screaming child to find their babies lost, favorite binky. Ridiculousness 2. Could the Colosseum put up with the amount of sibling warfare or pure drama our kids bring us, on a regular basis. Ridiculousness 3….