My daughter made a bet with a friend at school that LSU would beat Alabama! Whomever lost would have too wear a speciality made sign, stating that the other person was right! So guess who LOST, here’s your sign-PEYTON!!!
LSU/BAMA Game Quote!
Paralysis through Analysis! Update: I LOVE you LSU but you had paralysis tonight! Snap out of it..NOW!!!
Quote of the day!
“Effectively communicate or detrimentally disintegrate!” The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
My hubbies phone call!
My hubby called, as he does everyday just to see what his beautiful (my word for myself) wife is up too. Most days I’m really on the go – taking the kids here & there, taking the kids everywhere (poetic) & others, especially rainy ones like today, well lets just say—-Happily LAZY, kids in school, why not! I…
Quote of the day!
Image by Stephen Edgar – Netweb via Flickr Act as if what you do makes a difference, It does. William James
Daughter’s cell-phone & Hubby!
My hubby had our daughter’s cell-phone in hand today & her new boyfriend texted “Hey, WRUD ?” If you don’t know kids texting lingo- it means What are you doing?” (daughter told me, haha) My hubby thought it would be funny to type back “Shaving my pits!” just to see what he would say………………………………..but decided the wrath of…
Finding Bigfoot with facebook!
We’re watching “Finding Bigfoot” & I said to my hubby: What if the team’s in the woods @ night time & actually find bigfoot, what will they do? He said you know, exchange Facebook information, Twitter, etc. Hilarious!!!! I was thinking more along the lines of karate chop, shoot, run, headbutt, in today’s times– he might just exchange techie info!!!!!…
Quote of the day!
My son Logan informed us of his dream, when he gets older to own a store & hide geo’s all around it! #Geocaching Related articles How Good Is Your Maths? A Maximum Number Of Geocaches Challenge (notaboutthenumbers.com) Geocaching (teensread.wordpress.com)
Quote of the day!
Begin to be now – what you will be hereafter. William James
True test of my hubbies LOVE!
One day, years ago, before my children started kindergarten, I decided I wanted to move to Dallas, Texas, my sister lived there, it seemed like a fun, hip, new adventure kind of place. So I shared this idea with my hubby & he thought I was kidding——let me back track for a moment, I’m the…
Quote of the day!
I’ve got a gift for you Logan “What is it, really a gift for me?” he said. We’re going on a family walk tonight. “Uhhh, is that my gift, momma?” Logan said. I said “The gift is good health!” “That sucks, I want a good surprise!”
Quote of the day!
“Don’t pick pots & pans over your boys, even if they are 40 & 42, unmarried & still living at home!” Hoarders TV show.
I hate it when #15!
1. Ashton Kutcher has long hair! 2. Other people register for my HGTV Dream home. 3. My hubby is having his man period! 4. I have to clean & put away all the Christmas stuff till next year! 5. Pine needles fall off a my fake Christmas tree everywhere! 6. I need more vacuum bags, but don’t realize…
Quote of the day!
“I’m a blog warrior” get your bloggy on…Dawn 39
I LOVE it when #7!
1. A new year begins! 2. Step Brothers movie comes on, funny! 3. I make popcorn perfectly, not to many kernels, yet not burnt! 4. I’m witty! 5. I have a great make up day! 6. Ice, Ice baby comes on the radio! 7. My nail polish doesn’t chip! 8. I find money in my families pockets while doing…
Happy New Year All my Bloggy buddies!
New years wishes for a wonderful 2012!
Google earth parents home & this is what I found!
You know you’re at your parents home to much when you Google Earth their home & your car is in their driveway! No shit! I laughed & laughed & laughed some more!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA..There’s my car, sitting right in their driveway! Not my real photo of google earth.(right)
Logan & Papa
Logan began with “Y’all wish my awesomeness would rub off on you” then papa countered with “No, you wish my intelligence rubs off on you!” its WAR…
Quote of day!
Scenario at Applebee’s : Last bite of burger slider left, Papa offered it to Logan, he refused & said “I don’t want denture cream on it!”
Is this weird?
I woke up, walked in den— to find every comforter in the house, except mine (thankfully) all over the floor. My son had friend spend the night made a huge tent, then it imploded on them, when dog (beagle) jumped on top and then proceeded to urinate on it! So they moved what didn’t get wet, into the living…
“Commonly broken” New Year’s Resolution’s
Image via Wikipedia Lose weight – I will, till I’m offered a donut. Quit Smoking – You’ll try your best, but if someone offers you a drag, you’ll have just one. Sure. Learn Something New – You’ll probably stick to this one, about a day, maybe a new word on a fortune cookie paper. Eat healthier – One week later, you’re in a hurry…
My daughter, little beauty queen
Peyton’s Pageant
How much do I LOVE Disney—————THIS MUCH!
You know you LOVE Disney a lot, when you’re vacuuming your sofa with upholstery tools and instead of finding the usual half chewed pretzel, penny (never a quarter) or popcorn, your vacuum sucks up one yellow, mickey mouse sock with animal fur stuck to it. Now if I can only find the mate, Umm, maybe the chair cushion! LOL… Related articles Top Five Walt…
Xbox live “Quote of the day”
” Sweet, I killed a cow, I killed a cow, (on game) I shot an arrow up in the air & it fell down & hit a cow!” Logan 12
Six days, seven nights
I watched six days, seven nights with family tonight. Part of the movie had pirates in it. I thought that would be the life, I told my son, a pirate would be fun, you make your own hours, drink & be merry, sailing around in a big ship with a tropical setting. “I would like to be a pirate!” I…
Mannequin @ JcPenney
My son accidentally bumped in a mannequin @ Jcpenney’s Store & my daughter told him that’s the closest you’ll ever be to a girl! Ahh, sibling LOVE, there’s nothing like it! My son’s mannequin did not look like this one.
12 yr old son mad at us: Whats new!
Because we didn’t go to a specific store he wanted to go to today, so he threatened when we got old and in wheelchairs ( as if, all old people are in wheelchairs) that he would push us down a flight of stairs & steal all our money (joking)! Funny & scary, I told him, I will…
Near almost fatal (not really) “Mall Christmas train”
So I’m shopping with my family in mall today, spending our Christmas money & I almost get hit by the Mall Christmas train, filled with happy little boys & girls and only going about 2 miles an hour. Thank god it had a real horn, it honked & I jumped out-of-the-way– just in nick of time! I wrote a little rap, for my almost near…
This is the scenario ” We’re all in the car!”
My son said to his sister “I wonder what’s running through our parents minds right now?” then he said probably nothing,HAHAHAHA rather obnoxiously. Then my hubby said “Boy you’d be scared if you knew!” HAHAHAHA more obnoxiously!!!!!!! funny parent (car) moment.
My funny hubby
My hubby sat on the toilet & said “Man this toilet is low, Am I in Elf Land!”
Quote of the day!
“My hubby can testify to my stupidity!” Dawn 39
Son’s new IPOD Touch
My son added a new application on his Ipod, it was the Ask Vader app. So he asked “Am I a Jedi? It said “No the force is not strong with this one!” He said “Dang it!” Hahaha…
I hate it when #14 “Christmas Edition”
1. People forget the reason for the season, Jesus’ birthday! Happy Birthday Jesus:)) 2. People say Happy Holidays in place of “Merry Christmas!” 3. Teachers tell kids there’s no SANTA. 4. My dad gets admitted to hospital right before Christmas, but thankfully (GOD is great) got out literally right before. 5. Santa at local mall looks drunk & pissed…
Christmas Wishes!
Have a very Merry Christmas & Warm Wishes for a joyous New Year! Be thankful for what you have right now! I wish for my family & friends–great health, happiness & hope all year-long. Happy holidays from my family to yours! Stay safe…..
Joke of the day! per my son
What ‘s a gingerbread man? A gingerbread boy all grown up! Logan 12
“Thank You” for The Versatile Blogger Award
The Versatile Blogger I was nominated for the Versatile Blogger Award by a fellow blogger randomreasoning. I’d like to give a GIANT thank you from the bottom of my heart for the nomination & for suffering through my crazy posts! I enjoy blogging very much and its great to know that others enjoy my random, borderline Schizo blog entries, it’s very exciting to me….
Quote of the day!
My hubby walked past my son playing Xbox live & said “Logan, Are you playing that Strawberry Shortcake game again!” hubby trying to joke & embarrass him online, he’s such a delinquent! Related articles Strawberry Shortcake Celebrates 30 Sweet Years with First-Ever Digital Comic App (graphicpolicy.com)
Quote of the day!
“No, don’t kill the donkey!” my son said this, while playing XBOX live. Logan 12
I Love it when #6!
1. I get all my Christmas shopping finished & wrapped one week before Christmas! 2. I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter to see Hawaii, makes me excited for trip. A shame, I have to watch arrests & druggies to get my Hawaii fix. Hawaii Five-O isn’t much better. 3. The girl I least like, gets kicked…
Naughty or Nice?
I said a few unsavory words, under my breath & maybe to her face, about a lady who cut in front of me–NAUGHTY I let a few cars drive in front of me at the mall–NICE I used great restraint in store when Wal-Mart had no employees opening up there locked game cabinets–NICE & a little NAUGHTY…
My son, wet towel & his trumpet!
I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…
Deceased “Arnold the Armadillo!”
Talking about my dad’s opossum has brought back fond memories of “Arnold the Armadillo.” My daughter & I first saw him dead on the side of the road, then everyday for at least 3 weeks, there he was –still dead— of course I didn’t expect him to rise from the ashes and fly away, silly goose its a…
****BREAKING NEWS***Update (in red)—— to Paw Paw’s Opossum story!
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my…
Quote of the day!
Faith makes all things possible, not EASY!
Hong Kong City!
My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…
What’s wrong with me?
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’ve literally shattered the screen on my daughters HTC EVO phone & her lap top screen within a very short time of one another! Looks like unexpected things will now be added to my list, CRAP!
Quote of the day!
Daughter said, I wouldn’t have chosen computer classes at school momma. My son said “Respect the tech!”
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 