In my vacuum
This is just some of what I found in my vacuum today, my son last used it in his room, he sucked this prize up…..
Hubby’s Quote of the day!
“Hide your nasty while you’re at a buffet!” Hubby
Daughter’s Quote of the Day!
All of a sudden yesterday, I heard my daughter scream, “Oh NO, The dog has a turd in her mouth!”
Disney FACT!
It’s the late voice actor Jack Wagner you hear telling you to stand clear of the doors on the Disney World monorail. You can also hear his recording aboard the tram at the Orlando International Airport.
Is this Weird?
While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…
4 or 41 Is this WEIRD?
Celebrated my 41st Birthday today, looked more like a 4 year olds… Just some of my gifts—-Candy, Candles, Candy, Fountain & More Candy. Is this WEIRD?
Our Intellectual Conversation!
Walking at the Boardwalk this evening my hubby & I shared a very intellectual, stimulating-conversation, it went something like this: “You know they should have Dancing with the Hobo’s instead of Dancing with the Stars!” I said, —True–Stars have money, hobo’s don’t, that way hobo’s could earn some extra cash & pick up a new hobby/trade….
Quote of the day!
It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine. – Byron Katie
My Sentiments Exactly!
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming –WOW, What a RIDE!”
What’s that smell?
I tried to clean out my car today & smelled this foul odor. So I looked under my seats — thought it could possibly be meat that slid under my seat from a grocery bag (happened before) or worse, a dead squirrel possibly cooked in my engine, my mind was all over the place. (more…
Disney FACT!
If you look closely at the mosaic mural on the fourth-floor lobby of Disney’s Contemporary Resort, you can see a five-legged goat facing the monorail track. Related articles WDW Deluxe Resorts – Why They’re Worth The Cost (chipandco.com)
I HATE it when #35!
1. Juice from my veggies runs into other foods on my plate, especially a hamburger bun—Yuck-no one likes soggy buns, hehe. 2. An empty can of Pringle’s is put back in the pantry! 3. My inside dog drags trash out of the kitchen trash can. 4. I hear my outside dog chewing on something loudly as I’m grilling…
Hubby’s Worst Nightmare!
Today, I told my hubby about my new favorite late night T.V. channel, QVC. I went on & on about this Bernini 3 tier patio fountain that I ordered at 2:15 in the morning. As I’m bragging about it being cordless & that it included 6 different water spouts, two different toppers: a pineapple or a planter….He said Wait, wait just a second 2:15 A.M.?–“Nothings worse…
Butterflies in my tummy
In the dollar store earlier today my 79 yr ole’ dad picks up a “Yard Butterfly”, no big deal, right? Then he proceeded to make it fly in a circular motion around his belly & stated, “I have butterflies in my tummy, I have butterflies in my tummy! The crazy things my dad says!
Is this WEIRD?
I arrive home and find myself carrying these items from the car— a red hobo scarf, beans, son’s sweater, ziplock of weenies, & a playbill. Is this WEIRD?
Is this WEIRD?
If my McDonald’s bag doesn’t feel heavy when I leave the drive-thru, I’m sad:((( I hate when I get shorted fries, especially when I pay extra for super-size…Is this Weird?.
You know your a Redneck when!
You pick your teeth….. from a catalog!
Sad, Walt Disney Fact!
Probably the most painful time of Walt’s private life, was the accidental death of his mother in 1938. After the great success of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Walt and Roy bought their parents, Elias and Flora Disney, a home close to the studios. Less than a month later Flora died of asphyxiation caused by a…
Is this WEIRD?
When I was younger, I watched the “Jefferson’s” T.V. show, hold on that’s not the weird part———————— & would eat a bowl of corn everytime, BAM—that was! Not really sure why corn, I think I thought it was sophisticated, yummy! Is this WEIRD? Related articles Corn Crazy (lorielle3636.wordpress.com) The Best Advice About Corn I’ve Ever Written (aroundthenest.com)
“Quote of the day!”
“Happiness is simple, you need Something to do, Someone to love & Something to look forward to. If you’re not happy–then you’re not doing one of these things!” Rita Mae Brown Related articles Happiness Quotes (coca-cola.com)
My family was BUSTED on way to DISNEY! by accident
Disney dorks know, when you’re trying to get to the happiest place on earth, you bypass a few things like; *Adequate sleep *Potty breaks–even though your kids have been screaming for hours *Meals–you keep telling them the next town, then the next *You might accidentally overlook a Sun-Pass tollway, LIKE US–probably because we just paid 15…
Child Safety at Disney
Preparation is the key Make a Plan. Before heading to Walt Disney World, make sure that you talk to your child about what to do if they do get lost. For a toddler or young child this may involve learning Mom’s cell phone number, or for an older child picking a designated spot to…
Disney FACT!
It took less than 30 minutes to evacuate thousands of guests from the theme parks on Sept. 11, 2001. After the Sept. 11 attacks, the Federal Aviation Administration put a flight restriction over the Disney World resort. It extends out in a three-mile radius from Cinderella’s Castle and up to 3,000 feet. Related articles Disney…
Hubby’s “Quote of the Day!”
My hubby said ” I thought I found a dead body today!” I shockingly said WHERE? (like it would matter) Sounding oddly disappointed he stated, “but it was just a pile of clothes in a pasture!”
Disney FACT!
Wondering about the weirdest things ever found on Disney property? How about a glass eye, a prosthetic leg and a potty trainer — all of which were claimed. Related articles Disney FACT! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Disney’s “Quote of the Day!”
“What ever you do, do it well. Do it so well that when people see you do it they will want to come back and see you do it again and they will want to bring others and show them how well you do what you do.” Walt Disney
My Top 5 “Large Group” Table Service Restaurants at WDW:
I will start out by listing the top 5 restaurants then a brief synopsis of each= Ohana – Polynesian Resort Crystal Palace – Magic Kingdom Hoop De Do Revue – Fort Wilderness Campground Chef Mickey’s – Contemporary Resort Boma – Animal Kingdom Lodge Ohana —ʻOhana’s Best Friends Breakfast with Lilo & Stitch. Lilo, Stitch and…
Daughter’s “Quote of the Day!”
My teenage daughter was begging for money as usual & I told her NO, she’ll have to do it the old fashion way & EARN IT. She then stated “What do I have to do–lose some teeth to get some money around here!”(tooth fairy) I LMAO at the thought of her as a teenager losing teeth,…
Restaurants & Entertainment at Aulani Resort
If interested, please check out our family’s trip report to Aulani: https://dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com/2012/08/14/aloha-gosdin-ohana-aulani-trip-review/ One Paddle, Two Paddle Dine on freshly made sandwiches, tasty wraps and house-made desserts. A keiki (children’s) menu is also available. The Lava Shack Get a quick snack or try one of our grab and go wraps or take-away salads. The Lava…
Least Crowded times to visit Walt Disney World & Disneyland
Least Crowded times to visit WDW Selecting WHEN to visit WDW, it’s one of the most important decision you’ll make when planning a Disney vacation. Lowest Attendance, Least Crowded: January and Early February- after New Year’s Day, until just before President’s Week, Disney World is relatively less crowded. Fall—— If the kids are in school, a more…
Cotton Ball Bathroom
Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them &…
Son’s “Quote of the Day!”
“They added fire charges, YES!!” Logan (13) yelled today while playing Minecraft 😮
New Word to me!
Wanderlust — is a strong desire for or impulse to wander or travel and explore the world.
Is this WEIRD?
I hate T.V. commercials sooooo much, most the television programs I watch, are dvred. That way I can fast forward through them! Do you think I’m impatient?
Disney FACT!
Walt Disney sometimes used alias names, at times, Walt Disney used the names “Retlaw Elias Yensid” or “Retlaw Yensid”. These are both his real name spelled backwards. In the movie “Fantasia”, Disney named the sorcerer “Yen Sid”- the letters of “Disney” reversed. It’s said that when Disney was searching for land to build a theme…
I LOVE it when #23!
1. Bees are buzzing outside, Springtime —my fave season:) 2. My sewing machine bobbin has thread on it…(Sewing peeps, you know) 3. I wallpaper & it matches up right away! 4. I paint my nails & it actually goes on my nails the first time, rather than all over my fingers & the nail polish jar….
Daughter’s “Quote of the day!”
My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat (brother) & stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim & shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin
Disney FACT!
The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World is “The Most Magical Place on Earth.” Disneyland is the “Happiest Place on Earth.” Related articles Disney “Tip of the day!” (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
I HATE it when #34!
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & it rips down the side. 2. I try to pour the same chips in a bowl & because the bag is ripped, they spill all over the place—some even fly through the air- but NONE land in my bowl. At least I don’t have to pick them up…
Quote of the day!
The WORLD is your canvas, it’s up to you to Paint it!
Disney “Tip of the day!”
Disney World use to avoid discounting, but these days it’s aggressive about marketing packages that give you freebies, such as free park tickets or free food during your stay. Look at disneyworld.disney.go.com/special-offers and at sites such as MouseSavers.com, which share the latest coupon codes. Related articles Disney Fact (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Disney FACT!
By the 2008 Academy Awards, Walt Disney’s company had been nominated for more than 200 Oscars with more than 50 wins just in films under the Disney logo. Of those films, there are 51 nominations for animated features with 14 wins. With Pixar under the Ears, that amount close to doubles with 13 Oscar wins…
Keeping with the RAT theme
My son told me a story (loosely based), it involved a Boy, Gym Class & a Rat, weird combo, huh? In gym class the other day, a kid changed into his gym clothes & a rat jumped out & the boy screamed at the top of his lungs & ran out of the locker room. I don’t know if this…
My “GROSS” find!
This “Dead RAT Surprise” was waiting in my backyard yesterday. So I put my big girl panties on (granny) & put my shirt over my nose (like that was going to protect me from rat cooties) & shoveled it up & into a trashbag, not my fondest hour:( Just hope no other family members are…
One of my MOST embarrassing moments ever (oldie but goodie)
On our recent visit to Disney World a few weeks ago, I experienced one of my most embarrassing moments EVER . The Beach Club Resort was our home away from home on this trip & Concierge Level to boot, ooh la la, or better yet HA HA HA (you’ll see why). 9:45 in the morning…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 