My family is “legit” camping this weekend, like in a tent! We haven’t camped like this since our kids were toddlers. Albeit, we do have modern luxuries; like a Keurig (electric outlet), large 10 person tent, space heater and other modern goodies,everything except a toilet (which would have been lovely at 3:39am, wah). Weather forecast is…
Category: Real Life Funnies
Son looks like Carrot Top!
Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~
I’m a real man!
This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all
ODD WORDS~ Go away!!!
If I hear one more commercial with disgusting medical terms being mentioned, I’ll go crazy! EXAMPLES~ Bladder Sling, Transvaginal Mesh, Gynecomastia (really, He-Hooters)….I’m sorry sometimes the names make me laugh~ the words sound sooo made up…..ODD words~ Go away!
Baked Potato Anyone?
Today I told my kids I would make loaded baked potatoes for lunch. My son replied “I want Au gratin potatoes!” I said NO, I’m making loaded baked potatoes, its quick & easy. My daughter replied “I want mashed potatoes!” I said NO, What’s wrong with y’all, I’m making baked potatoes there’s no discussion…… …
My Crappy Morning
Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…
One of my MOST embarrassing moments ever (oldie but goodie)
On our recent visit to Disney World a few weeks ago, I experienced one of my most embarrassing moments EVER . The Beach Club Resort was our home away from home on this trip & Concierge Level to boot, ooh la la, or better yet HA HA HA (you’ll see why). 9:45 in the morning…
Daughter’s Quote of the day”
“Mom, I need to jog with you tonight, my hips just aren’t working for me!” I LMAO!!! Her hips look just fine…….
It never fails every time I go to the drive thru at McDonald’s,I always have to pull up to the red line & wait because my order is never ready.Tonight I waited at drive thru window for 5 minutes then moved up to red line for another ten minutes for three dipped cones!!!! When I…
Hot Dogs in Heaven!
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
Is this weird?
While at the Dollar Tree the other day, my daughter & I thought it would be funny if we gathered all the Hawaiian garb & put it on her. Then we took this picture, good times, good times!
My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…
Sucker stick+popsicle stick + bloody bandaid =
Boy’s sleepover! All of these items found on the floor of my den, GROSS!
London or Dallas
Picture this, we’re driving in Dallas! I’m lost on my way to Baylor Medical Center & in a hurry, due to my sis having her baby early. I’m usually good with directions but this trip I was just off, missed the mark, geographically impaired, just not with it. I was listening to my iPhone directions also my…
Turtle food + vacuum = sock
My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…
Is this weird?
This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?
Funny “quote of the day”
My brother-in-law showed my hubby this sharp little flashlight last night. My hubby asked how much–about $20.00? My BIL said around $65.00, my hubby replied $65.00 for a flashlight–Then I better see into the future with it! Related articles “Quote of the day!” (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Cedar-glades Park in Hot Springs Arkansas, giant tree house!
Beautiful day also a Hot Springs RC Flying Club!
Is this WEIRD?
When I was younger I also would eat spoonfuls of coffee creamer! Till one day my mother told me it would give me worms—– I quit cold turkey, I wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box……
I awoke this morning to this!
My son jumped on my bed and said “Momma I have a flaming horse with a flaming mane, tail & hooves that lights zombies on fire in Red Dead Redemption, his name is Death Angel!” and left the room.. I’m awake now, time to get up I guess….
How much do I LOVE Disney—————THIS MUCH!
You know you LOVE Disney a lot, when you’re vacuuming your sofa with upholstery tools and instead of finding the usual half chewed pretzel, penny (never a quarter) or popcorn, your vacuum sucks up one yellow, mickey mouse sock with animal fur stuck to it. Now if I can only find the mate, Umm, maybe the chair cushion! LOL… Related articles Top Five Walt…
12 yr old son mad at us: Whats new!
Because we didn’t go to a specific store he wanted to go to today, so he threatened when we got old and in wheelchairs ( as if, all old people are in wheelchairs) that he would push us down a flight of stairs & steal all our money (joking)! Funny & scary, I told him, I will…
This is the scenario ” We’re all in the car!”
My son said to his sister “I wonder what’s running through our parents minds right now?” then he said probably nothing,HAHAHAHA rather obnoxiously. Then my hubby said “Boy you’d be scared if you knew!” HAHAHAHA more obnoxiously!!!!!!! funny parent (car) moment.
Granny’s gone wild!
Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…
My son asked me!
Have you ever forgotten to put deodorant on one pit? My answer, NO, weird!
It all started with the Eye Doctor!
Image via Wikipedia The day began so normal, even for me. I had a eye exam and my parents & I were going to fit some flu shots in at our doctor down the street, so they decided to drive me, since my eyes were being dilated. They picked me up 20 minutes before the appointment, I realized on the way there,…
My freaking hubby snores faithfully every single night and not just a little dainty sound. Picture this, a train track, you’re the smart car (the most useless car ever invented, I’m sorry if you have one, no really- sorry you have one) you’re little ugly car tire gets stuck on a piece of gum on the track, REALLY…
About six months ago, I pulled up at the drive thru line at good ole’ Mickey dee’s to grab dinner (lazy mom). There are two ways to pull thru front & back of restaurant. I usually pull thru the back and enter drive thru line, so I’m in line patiently waiting, I always leave a gap in…