Roughin’ it!

My family is “legit” camping this weekend, like in a tent! We haven’t camped like this since our kids were toddlers. Albeit, we do have modern luxuries; like a Keurig (electric outlet), large 10 person tent, space heater and other modern goodies,everything except a toilet (which would have been lovely at 3:39am, wah). Weather forecast is…

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Son looks like Carrot Top!

Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~  

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I’m a real man!

This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all

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ODD WORDS~ Go away!!!

If I hear one more commercial with disgusting medical terms being mentioned, I’ll go crazy! EXAMPLES~ Bladder Sling, Transvaginal Mesh, Gynecomastia (really, He-Hooters)….I’m sorry sometimes the names make me laugh~ the words sound sooo made up…..ODD words~ Go away!  

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Baked Potato Anyone?

Today I told my kids I would make loaded baked potatoes for lunch. My son replied “I want Au gratin potatoes!” I said NO, I’m making loaded baked potatoes, its quick & easy. My daughter replied “I want mashed potatoes!” I said NO, What’s wrong with y’all, I’m making baked potatoes there’s no discussion……  …

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My Crappy Morning

Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…

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One of my MOST embarrassing moments ever (oldie but goodie)

On our recent visit to Disney World a few weeks ago, I experienced one of my most embarrassing moments EVER . The Beach Club Resort was our home away from home on this trip & Concierge Level to boot, ooh la la, or better yet HA HA HA (you’ll see why). 9:45 in the morning…

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Daughter’s Quote of the day”

“Mom, I need to jog with you tonight, my hips just aren’t working for me!” I LMAO!!! Her hips look just fine…….

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McDonald’s

 It never fails every time I go to the drive thru at McDonald’s,I always have to pull up to the red line & wait because my order is never ready.Tonight I waited at drive thru window for 5 minutes then moved up to red line for another ten minutes for three dipped cones!!!! When I…

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Hot Dogs in Heaven!

My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)

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Is this weird?

While at the Dollar Tree the other day, my daughter & I thought it would be funny if we gathered all the Hawaiian garb & put it on her. Then we took this picture, good times, good times!

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Logan’s Jujitsu!

My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…

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London or Dallas

Picture this, we’re driving in Dallas! I’m lost on my way to Baylor Medical Center & in a hurry, due to my sis having her baby early. I’m usually good with directions but this trip I was just off, missed the mark, geographically impaired, just not with it. I was listening to my iPhone directions also my…

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Turtle food + vacuum = sock

My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…

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Is this weird?

This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?

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Funny “quote of the day”

My brother-in-law showed my hubby this sharp little flashlight last night. My hubby asked how much–about $20.00? My BIL said around $65.00, my hubby replied $65.00 for a flashlight–Then I better see into the future with it! Related articles “Quote of the day!” (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)

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Is this WEIRD?

When I was younger I also would eat spoonfuls of coffee creamer! Till one day my mother told me it would give me worms—– I quit cold turkey, I wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box……

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