4 or 41 Is this WEIRD?

Celebrated my 41st Birthday today, looked more like a 4 year olds… Just some of my gifts—-Candy, Candles, Candy, Fountain & More Candy. Is this WEIRD?

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I arrive home and find myself carrying these items from the car— a red hobo scarf, beans, son’s sweater, ziplock of weenies,  & a playbill. Is this WEIRD?

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If my McDonald’s bag doesn’t feel heavy when I leave the drive-thru, I’m sad:((( I hate when I get shorted fries, especially when I pay extra for super-size…Is this Weird?.

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When I was younger, I watched the “Jefferson’s” T.V. show, hold on that’s not the weird part———————— & would eat a bowl of corn everytime, BAM—that was! Not really sure why corn, I think I thought it was sophisticated, yummy! Is this WEIRD? Related articles Corn Crazy (lorielle3636.wordpress.com) The Best Advice About Corn I’ve Ever Written (aroundthenest.com)

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Cotton Ball Bathroom

Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated  were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them &…

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    I hate T.V. commercials sooooo much, most the television programs I watch, are dvred. That way I can fast forward through them! Do you think I’m impatient?

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Years & years ago–I checked out a Disney Guide book (what else) over & over at my neighborhood library. One day — I took it to the park & while my kids played, I accidentally dropped it in the mud, I cleaned it up & returned it to the library when it was due. Weeks later, I tried to check it out again & the…

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I have three different remotes next to my bed, I know all three so well, I don’t have to look at them to change the channel, use the DVD player or run the DVR! Is this WEIRD?

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Gross, I have no idea what this is? I’ve only seen them at the lake house.

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Only in a bathroom  in Texas, can you find a half chewed  piece of beef jerky on the floor next to the toilet, gross!

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I went to sip my coffee this morning & found a small bug in it, I said “—gross!” I got the bug out with my finger turned my mug around & continued drinking my cup of joe! Now that’s lazy & gross, I sink to new lows all the time! Is this WEIRD?

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Croutons & drug dogs

    My daughter came home from school and announced that the drug dogs visited her class room today & this kid in her class screamed out “Oh no, I’ve got croutons in my backpack, Officer are the dogs going to eat my croutons?”

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I LOVE cold fried chicken, better than hot fried chicken! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD? with a Rap….

My family,  mainly my hubby tries to trick me, all the time into eating weird animals! Like squirrel, rabbit, snake, alligator & other oddities, like balls of something & I mean balls! They giggle or smirk when asking me to try something, they think if they mix it with stew or roux, I’ll try it–I’m on to…

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I have toilet tattoo’s. Makes a decorative toilet!

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“Braces” unusual reaction!

Yesterday my son found out it’s time for him to receive braces! But the reaction was surprisingly “YES, GREAT, WONDERFUL, I have to tell all my friends, this day is so special I must ask them about their braces!” He went so far as to watch video’s on youtube of kids getting braces! Boy they’ll show anything on youtube… REALLY…

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I enjoy the taste of my adult gummy vitamins so much,  sometimes I have two, YUM!

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New Puppy Potty Training & Kids, huh?

My hubby said “The way I’m going to potty train the new puppy is to put our kids nose in her poop, so they’ll make sure to take her out!”…..Ok, that’s one way to do it….

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In my car with cantaloupes today driving to my parents house, one of the cantaloupes fell onto my driver side floorboard & up against the gas pedal & made my car run a stop sign! True story, do u think a police officer would believe me— if he were around???Lol! Crazy situations always find me. Related…

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I’ve loved “This Old House” & “Antiques Roadshow” on PBS since I was little! Is this WEIRD?

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My daughter dared my son to pee a little in the cat litter & he did!!!!!!! I know, gross….

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I like to eat raw peeled potatoes, when preparing mash potatoes!

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While at the Dollar Tree the other day, my daughter & I thought it would be funny if we gathered all the Hawaiian garb & put it on her. Then we took this picture, good times, good times!

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What does a cat & a boat have in common?

My hubby and I were pulling our boat down our subdivision the other day and a stranger pulled up next to us. Driving next to one another we unrolled our window’s & the stranger asked did we have a black cat, we said no—-WHY? She said one just jumped out of your boat! That’s what…

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I enjoy hanging out with my parents & I’m 40, they make me laugh! Just thinking about them makes me laugh, is that weird?  They’ll really get a kick out of this picture…….LOL!

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Embarrassing!

My hubby in store, tired & holding my purse! It doesn’t happen often usually he refuses, I caught him off guard….HAHAHAHA! I think the purse really brings out his eyes..If only his basketball buddies could see him now, JEALOUS…HAHAHAHAHA

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Ziplining Turtle

My hubby was driving to the golf course & on his way he noticed a sweet turtle- a little late though, well actually way too late–it was under his tire kinda LATE. Before he knew it, he nipped the corner of the turtle’s shell with such force,  it catapulted the sweet turtle thru the air & into the woods….

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This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?

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When I was younger I also would eat spoonfuls of coffee creamer! Till one day my mother told me it would give me worms—– I quit cold turkey, I wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box……

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  When I was wee little girl  (or teenager), I would lick Doritos & put them back in the bags for my siblings to unknowly eat! HAHAHA, LOL………..Really, I’m so gross….Sorry A.J. & Jenni, How did they taste—SWEETER I’m sure, HA

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My hubbies phone call!

My hubby called earlier & asked what I was doing & this is what I said– reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang new Chelsea Handler book, also on my blog adding post and watching “The Voice” on our DVR! Multi-tasking…..

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I love– actually crave barbecue wavy lays potato chips with dill pickles, literally put the pickles on the chips with the pickle juice on them! Try it, you would be surprised—-and NO I’m not pregnant… Also try getting cheese nachos & popcorn and dumping the popcorn on the nachos & eat them with the cheese on…

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I woke up, walked in den— to find every comforter in the house, except mine (thankfully) all over the floor. My son had friend spend the night made a huge tent, then it imploded on them, when dog (beagle) jumped on top and then proceeded to urinate on it! So they moved what didn’t get wet, into the living…

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My son, wet towel & his trumpet!

I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…

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Deceased “Arnold the Armadillo!”

Talking about my dad’s opossum has brought back fond memories of “Arnold the Armadillo.” My daughter & I  first saw him dead on the side of the road, then everyday for at least 3 weeks, there he was –still dead— of course I didn’t expect him to rise from the ashes and fly away, silly goose its a…

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