Category: Is this WEIRD?

Is this Weird?

When I was little and missed school because I was sick, I would duck down in the floorboard of my parents car on the way to the doctors, because I felt like other people would think I was skipping school. Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

To this day my parents like to joke and tell me they found me in a basket on their doorstep when I was a baby:( Is this WEIRD? I can answer that myself, YES it’s weird…………

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Is this WEIRD?

I said “Hey Peyton, look at those hay bales, don’t you just want to tackle one of them? “NO” she said, then I said “They look fun, what about shoot an arrow in the center of one? “NO” she said once again, what about a karate kick, now that would be fun. “No, I don’t want to do any…

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Is this WEIRD?

   My hubby went into Harbor Freight Tools for a pair of wire strippers (even though he probably has a million pairs around the house) and he came out with wire strippers, a machete and a dog bed! Is this WEIRD?~ YES, YES IT IS!!!!!

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   I sometimes sit in my SUV in my garage because my house is to cold and I need to warm up fast, it’s comfy and warm? Is this WEIRD? 

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Is this WEIRD?

Sorting my dirty laundry today and look what I found~    A pirates costume and it’s not even Halloween! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

   Sometimes I just feel like wearing a TIARA around my home, especially when house cleaning! Is this WEIRD? So what if it is, lol…….

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Is this WEIRD?

One day as a joke at my expense my hubby hid a scary mask from the movie SCREAM in my closet, so when I opened it~ I would (fill in the blank) S _ _ _ _ M! He positioned it so it looked like it was coming at me….. BRAVO, well done~ he enjoyed a double show…

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My hubby’s quote & Is this WEIRD?

I asked my hubby for help today for my Is this WEIRD post, he said  “Yeah, think about everything you’ve done the past 24hrs and post it!” HAHAHA

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Is this WEIRD?

 Sometimes my fifteen year old son eats Doritos while taking a bath! Odd combo. Is this WEIRD?

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Is this weird?

At night when Ryan is sleeping soundly, I adjust his covers because his big ole’ leg is sticking out and he looks cold! I also fluff his pillow when he’s sleeping because he looks uncomfortable and I do it when he’s awake too, it drives him nuts. Woot! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?????

Sometimes when I find a piece of candy on the floorboard of my car, I eat it! Is this WEIRD????

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Is this WEIRD?

My dog gets a few pieces of dog food in her mouth and jumps on the sofa & eats it. Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

One of my first jobs as a teenager was receptionist at a local flower shoppe, my interview was in the funeral home next door! Is this WEIRD???

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Is this WEIRD?

When I’m about to run out of paper towels, I’m sad. Funny thing~ It’s not the Depression, all I have to do is pick more up at store.

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Is this WEIRD?

I’m too impatient to have a hairstylist dye my hair, so I primarily do it myself! (I’m sure you can tell) Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

Convo with hubby tonight~ Hey you know how I don’t work outside the home & I’m on the laptop a lot, he said “Yes!” I said there’s no reason why I don’t fill out sweepstakes everyday online. Imagine how much we could WIN! Is this WEIRD?

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Funny but true!!!

            When you put on your underwear (Man/Woman) and your foot gets hung in it & you almost fall down, yeah that moment & it’s funny~ yet humiliating!

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Is this WEIRD?

We had a Disney Land & Sea vacation booked already (4 nights at POLY CL & 3 night Disney Cruise), then my hubby said, cancel it, let’s go on a seven night Disney Fantasy Cruise instead,. Aye aye Matey! Is this WEIRD? Next week, yay!

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Is this WEIRD?

It grosses me out when my daughter & hubby blow through my son’s Trombone, Trumpet or Harmonica! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

When my hubby & I are on our low-carb diet, it never fails the kids always go for our low carb foods & NOT the fattening goodies they could enjoy. Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

          I’m 42 & my daily vitamins are gummy vitamins! Sometimes 3 or 4 a day, they’re soooo yummy! SHH…

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Is this WEIRD?

I make my bed & clean my room in a hotel before the housekeeper comes! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

On speaker phone with my hubby today I said “you sound crazy!” At the same time I was straightening the tiara on my head! WOOT, Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

My daughter tried to pet what she thought was a Siamese Cat outside her grandparents home last night. When she got closer, she realized it was a armadillo. Scurrrrred- she ran in the house screaming! Is this WEIRD? (maybe I should get her eyes checked)

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Is this WEIRD?

Who eats Honey Smacks Cereal while taking a bath? ANSWER– My teenage son Logan! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

My hubby told me I suck at singing (no big surprise), better yet, not to even hum-I can’t even keep a tune humming! Garshhhh!!!!!

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Is this WEIRD?

  I feel if OPRAH & I met, we’d be great girlfriends! Is this WEIRD?    

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Is this WEIRD?

I hide nuts from my family, (not the fact, I’m nuts, lol) particularly Cashews & Pistachio’s! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

When my outside dogs bark incessantly, I bang on my French doors & yell “SHUT UP!”  I’m positive my neighbors LOVE it…Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

Every single day– I trip over my laptop cord & I do this ridiculous stare down at it –like I  have powers that are going to MELT the cord–you know to let it know I’m furious with it. Is this WEIRD?  

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Odd place for dog poop!

Nothing like smelling dog poop when waking up in the morning. I looked all over my room, I even asked the dog, she was tight-lipped. I didn’t see it anywhere-went back to bed & couldn’t get the smell out of my nostrils, I finally gave up & fell back to sleep. When I awoke, the…

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Is This WEIRD?

I watch the Golden Girls every night, to try & lull myself to sleep! It never works , I definitely have the worst sleeping habits known to any human, but it makes me feel homey! Is this WEIRD?

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What do the words-Morbid, Brownies & kids have in common?

While visiting the cemetery today, I shared my “Funeral” wishes with my teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…

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Is this WEIRD?

I can chew an entire pack of big red gum (really any gum)& swallow it all – just wanted you to know, woot! When I was little my mom told me if I kept swallowing gum, when I had a baby, it would stick to me—-She LIED! woot woot! Is this WEIRD?lol

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Is this WEIRD?

Yesterday, I told my son to change into warmer clothes to come with me to the store being the temperature was 37 degrees, so he changed from a t-shirt & khaki slacks with no shoes into blue shorts, the same t-shirt, SLIPPERS & last but definitely not least a Batman winter mask/hat! REALLY….

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Is this WEIRD?

When my kids want to earn extra money, I have them rub my feet! That either deters them from the question or they rub my feet, It’s a win-win for me!!!!!WOOT,, Is this WEIRD?

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Is this Weird?

  When my hubby is asleep, I lay things on top of him, like fabric, magazines, etc. & when he rolls over or moves abruptly–I’m annoyed & tell him  “Stop wiggling!” Is this WEIRD?

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Funny Daughter– Quote of the Day!

My daughter Peyton told me while at school today she was offered a taco from a kid while walking down the hall. I said ” I hope you didn’t take a taco from a stranger!” she then replied “If someone offers me a free taco, I’m going to take it?” DID I TEACH YOU ANYTHING…So parents: Not…

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Is this WEIRD?

  The day I went into labor, I played nine holes of golf with my hubby, Is this WEIRD? Actually my game was better, because my tummy was my guide, best golf I ever played!

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Is this WEIRD?

When I was young, I was in LOVE with Ricky Schroder from “Silver Spoons” T.V. show. I wrote him a fan letter & told him I was his #1 FAN &  bonus, I had a jet ski- (even though, I didn’t)— because I thought he would think that jet skis are really cool, Is this WEIRD?…

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Is this WEIRD?

When I was little – I named my Uncles horses “Thunder” & “Lightning” & told friends at school they were mine. Is this WEIRD? (Wishful Thinking)

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Odd things in my car!

This mixture of items are in my car right now: Fake Party Poop, Bag of Potatoes, Walking Dead Poster & Worcestershire Sauce, is this weird?

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Is this WEIRD?

My little secret: Ever since I was little I’ve LOVED “This old House!” on PBS:))) Shhh, now our little secret….& yes the old ones with Bob Villa-is he still alive????

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Is this WEIRD?

My kids got mad at me for eating all the marshmallows out of their brand new box of “Lucky Charms” the other day. Looks like I was lucky & they weren’t & “The marshmallows were magically delicious!”lol:) Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

  When my hubby gets out of bed in the morning, I make it up on his side, even though I’m still in it…Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

  I still use my “FAVE” Mickey Mouse coffee cup– even though the dishwasher broke the handle off of it*O* Shhh, its our secret!

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Is this Weird?

While brushing my teeth, my hair & necklace fell into the line of fire–every time I spit my toothpaste out. At least my hair & necklace look whiter! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this Weird?

While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…

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