When I was little and missed school because I was sick, I would duck down in the floorboard of my parents car on the way to the doctors, because I felt like other people would think I was skipping school. Is this WEIRD?
To this day my parents like to joke and tell me they found me in a basket on their doorstep when I was a baby:( Is this WEIRD? I can answer that myself, YES it’s weird…………
I said “Hey Peyton, look at those hay bales, don’t you just want to tackle one of them? “NO” she said, then I said “They look fun, what about shoot an arrow in the center of one? “NO” she said once again, what about a karate kick, now that would be fun. “No, I don’t want to do any…
My hubby went into Harbor Freight Tools for a pair of wire strippers (even though he probably has a million pairs around the house) and he came out with wire strippers, a machete and a dog bed! Is this WEIRD?~ YES, YES IT IS!!!!!
I sometimes sit in my SUV in my garage because my house is to cold and I need to warm up fast, it’s comfy and warm? Is this WEIRD?
Sorting my dirty laundry today and look what I found~ A pirates costume and it’s not even Halloween! Is this WEIRD?
Sometimes I just feel like wearing a TIARA around my home, especially when house cleaning! Is this WEIRD? So what if it is, lol…….
One day as a joke at my expense my hubby hid a scary mask from the movie SCREAM in my closet, so when I opened it~ I would (fill in the blank) S _ _ _ _ M! He positioned it so it looked like it was coming at me….. BRAVO, well done~ he enjoyed a double show…
I asked my hubby for help today for my Is this WEIRD post, he said “Yeah, think about everything you’ve done the past 24hrs and post it!” HAHAHA
Sometimes my fifteen year old son eats Doritos while taking a bath! Odd combo. Is this WEIRD?
At night when Ryan is sleeping soundly, I adjust his covers because his big ole’ leg is sticking out and he looks cold! I also fluff his pillow when he’s sleeping because he looks uncomfortable and I do it when he’s awake too, it drives him nuts. Woot! Is this WEIRD?
Sometimes when I find a piece of candy on the floorboard of my car, I eat it! Is this WEIRD????
My dog gets a few pieces of dog food in her mouth and jumps on the sofa & eats it. Is this WEIRD?
One of my first jobs as a teenager was receptionist at a local flower shoppe, my interview was in the funeral home next door! Is this WEIRD???
When I’m about to run out of paper towels, I’m sad. Funny thing~ It’s not the Depression, all I have to do is pick more up at store.
I’m too impatient to have a hairstylist dye my hair, so I primarily do it myself! (I’m sure you can tell) Is this WEIRD?
Convo with hubby tonight~ Hey you know how I don’t work outside the home & I’m on the laptop a lot, he said “Yes!” I said there’s no reason why I don’t fill out sweepstakes everyday online. Imagine how much we could WIN! Is this WEIRD?
When you put on your underwear (Man/Woman) and your foot gets hung in it & you almost fall down, yeah that moment & it’s funny~ yet humiliating!
We had a Disney Land & Sea vacation booked already (4 nights at POLY CL & 3 night Disney Cruise), then my hubby said, cancel it, let’s go on a seven night Disney Fantasy Cruise instead,. Aye aye Matey! Is this WEIRD? Next week, yay!
It grosses me out when my daughter & hubby blow through my son’s Trombone, Trumpet or Harmonica! Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby & I are on our low-carb diet, it never fails the kids always go for our low carb foods & NOT the fattening goodies they could enjoy. Is this WEIRD?
I’m 42 & my daily vitamins are gummy vitamins! Sometimes 3 or 4 a day, they’re soooo yummy! SHH…
I make my bed & clean my room in a hotel before the housekeeper comes! Is this WEIRD?
On speaker phone with my hubby today I said “you sound crazy!” At the same time I was straightening the tiara on my head! WOOT, Is this WEIRD?
My daughter tried to pet what she thought was a Siamese Cat outside her grandparents home last night. When she got closer, she realized it was a armadillo. Scurrrrred- she ran in the house screaming! Is this WEIRD? (maybe I should get her eyes checked)
Who eats Honey Smacks Cereal while taking a bath? ANSWER– My teenage son Logan! Is this WEIRD?
My hubby told me I suck at singing (no big surprise), better yet, not to even hum-I can’t even keep a tune humming! Garshhhh!!!!!
I feel if OPRAH & I met, we’d be great girlfriends! Is this WEIRD?
I hide nuts from my family, (not the fact, I’m nuts, lol) particularly Cashews & Pistachio’s! Is this WEIRD?
When my outside dogs bark incessantly, I bang on my French doors & yell “SHUT UP!” I’m positive my neighbors LOVE it…Is this WEIRD?
Every single day– I trip over my laptop cord & I do this ridiculous stare down at it –like I have powers that are going to MELT the cord–you know to let it know I’m furious with it. Is this WEIRD?
Nothing like smelling dog poop when waking up in the morning. I looked all over my room, I even asked the dog, she was tight-lipped. I didn’t see it anywhere-went back to bed & couldn’t get the smell out of my nostrils, I finally gave up & fell back to sleep. When I awoke, the…
I watch the Golden Girls every night, to try & lull myself to sleep! It never works , I definitely have the worst sleeping habits known to any human, but it makes me feel homey! Is this WEIRD?
While visiting the cemetery today, I shared my “Funeral” wishes with my teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…
I can chew an entire pack of big red gum (really any gum)& swallow it all – just wanted you to know, woot! When I was little my mom told me if I kept swallowing gum, when I had a baby, it would stick to me—-She LIED! woot woot! Is this WEIRD?lol
Yesterday, I told my son to change into warmer clothes to come with me to the store being the temperature was 37 degrees, so he changed from a t-shirt & khaki slacks with no shoes into blue shorts, the same t-shirt, SLIPPERS & last but definitely not least a Batman winter mask/hat! REALLY….
When my kids want to earn extra money, I have them rub my feet! That either deters them from the question or they rub my feet, It’s a win-win for me!!!!!WOOT,, Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby is asleep, I lay things on top of him, like fabric, magazines, etc. & when he rolls over or moves abruptly–I’m annoyed & tell him “Stop wiggling!” Is this WEIRD?
My daughter Peyton told me while at school today she was offered a taco from a kid while walking down the hall. I said ” I hope you didn’t take a taco from a stranger!” she then replied “If someone offers me a free taco, I’m going to take it?” DID I TEACH YOU ANYTHING…So parents: Not…
The day I went into labor, I played nine holes of golf with my hubby, Is this WEIRD? Actually my game was better, because my tummy was my guide, best golf I ever played!
When I was young, I was in LOVE with Ricky Schroder from “Silver Spoons” T.V. show. I wrote him a fan letter & told him I was his #1 FAN & bonus, I had a jet ski- (even though, I didn’t)— because I thought he would think that jet skis are really cool, Is this WEIRD?…
When I was little – I named my Uncles horses “Thunder” & “Lightning” & told friends at school they were mine. Is this WEIRD? (Wishful Thinking)
This mixture of items are in my car right now: Fake Party Poop, Bag of Potatoes, Walking Dead Poster & Worcestershire Sauce, is this weird?
My little secret: Ever since I was little I’ve LOVED “This old House!” on PBS:))) Shhh, now our little secret….& yes the old ones with Bob Villa-is he still alive????
My kids got mad at me for eating all the marshmallows out of their brand new box of “Lucky Charms” the other day. Looks like I was lucky & they weren’t & “The marshmallows were magically delicious!”lol:) Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby gets out of bed in the morning, I make it up on his side, even though I’m still in it…Is this WEIRD?
I still use my “FAVE” Mickey Mouse coffee cup– even though the dishwasher broke the handle off of it*O* Shhh, its our secret!
Today at the lake house, I woke up to my dog actually peeing & laying a deuce on me, she better be disoriented! Is this WEIRD?
While brushing my teeth, my hair & necklace fell into the line of fire–every time I spit my toothpaste out. At least my hair & necklace look whiter! Is this WEIRD?
While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…