Crappy Day~Literally!

Nothing starts your day off crappy than an overflowed toilet and I do mean CRAPPY! LOL…. P.S. Even more ironic/funny when you find a toilet image on Google images……..(funny in itself)………. and try to save it as your image for a blog post and realize you can’t use “toilet” as the file name because you already have one named…

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Dorky things I do!

  I multi-task so often, sitting on the toilet has become quite the chore–I’m constantly finding things to clean, straighten or fix while doing you know what! Weird I know……

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Cotton Ball Bathroom

Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated  were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them &…

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Daughter’s “Quote of the day!”

My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat  (brother) & stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim & shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin 

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Q-tips, hair rollers & one sock!

What does a sock, one washcloth with makeup on it, drinking glass from the kitchen, two hair rollers & Stridex pads have in common: They were all laying atop my bathroom counter this morning! Oh & two used Q-tips!!!!!!! Oh the joys of motherhood..Joy, Joy, Joy

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Is this Weird?

Only in a bathroom  in Texas, can you find a half chewed  piece of beef jerky on the floor next to the toilet, gross!

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Anything goes!

When traveling I realized that anything goes! I forgot my pillow for traveling, so I grabbed the next best thing, a roll of paper towels! It was pretty comfy, better than my hand!

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My funny hubby

My hubby sat on the toilet & said “Man this toilet is low, Am I in Elf Land!”

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My son, wet towel & his trumpet!

I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…

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I hate it when #9

1. My son decides to play 52 card pick up & I’m the one picking up 2. I forget to set the coffee maker on automatic. So I wake up to no coffee, doesn’t make a great start to my morning or anyone else around me, if you know what I mean. 3. I drive…

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Plumber & Paw paw “I’ll take one for the team!”

The plumber was visiting my dads house a few years ago. Regular occurrence in the neighborhood because it was built around Pecan orchards. I was over visiting, no big surprise. The plumber was snaking the drains, toilets, whatever plumbers snake & he finally figured out the problem.  Mean while, I was sitting at the table enjoying a nice…

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My GROSS day & yes I’m really going there!

There is not a NON-disgusting way to tell you this, but I will try to streamline it for you. It’s just to funny to keep to myself. Picture this, you’re on the toilet (yuck) and you decide to flush  it while still on it (not sure why, bored, I guess) then all of a sudden, your bottom (butt) feels a little wet,…

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Tip of the day! Lint Tray

To help clean your lint tray, gather some lint in your fingertips  & with it push against the rest of the lint and it will pick up easily. P.S. I did originally spell LINT wrong,  I  spelt it like “LENT”  that’s the Catholic coming out in me! DUH….. thx, MOM for noticing..

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I hate it when #4

When someone spits a wad of toothpaste in just cleaned bathroom sink. At a fast food restaurant, I pay for Super size fries and only receive half. I drop a whole roll of toilet tissue in the toilet, and its my last one. My hubby tells me how to drive & he’s had more traffic…

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I hate it when #3

Showering  and you find there’s a hole in your shower cap You run out of hot water in your hotel You run out of gas in your car When I burn macaroni When a recipe calls for something simple like milk and I don’t have it When I’m out of shampoo but I have plenty of conditioner…

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