Nothing starts your day off crappy than an overflowed toilet and I do mean CRAPPY! LOL…. P.S. Even more ironic/funny when you find a toilet image on Google images……..(funny in itself)………. and try to save it as your image for a blog post and realize you can’t use “toilet” as the file name because you already have one named…
Tag: Toilet
Gesture of ENDEARMENT!
It’s the little things that are romantic to me-This morning for instance; my hubby walked into our room before leaving for work to tell me I forgot to add toilet paper to the shopping list yesterday. WAIT– that’s not the romantic part, THIS is– he brought the remaining toilet paper out of our main bathroom…
Dorky things I do!
I multi-task so often, sitting on the toilet has become quite the chore–I’m constantly finding things to clean, straighten or fix while doing you know what! Weird I know……
Cotton Ball Bathroom
Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them &…
Daughter’s “Quote of the day!”
My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat (brother) & stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim & shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin
Is this Weird?
I have toilet tattoo’s. Makes a decorative toilet!
This is GROSS!
Cleaning the toilet sucks, but its especially disgusting when the toilet juices fly up in my face, eyes & hair while cleaning it……..This is Gross!
My funny hubby
My hubby sat on the toilet & said “Man this toilet is low, Am I in Elf Land!”
I hate it when #9
1. My son decides to play 52 card pick up & I’m the one picking up 2. I forget to set the coffee maker on automatic. So I wake up to no coffee, doesn’t make a great start to my morning or anyone else around me, if you know what I mean. 3. I drive…
My GROSS day & yes I’m really going there!
There is not a NON-disgusting way to tell you this, but I will try to streamline it for you. It’s just to funny to keep to myself. Picture this, you’re on the toilet (yuck) and you decide to flush it while still on it (not sure why, bored, I guess) then all of a sudden, your bottom (butt) feels a little wet,…
I hate it when #4
When someone spits a wad of toothpaste in just cleaned bathroom sink. At a fast food restaurant, I pay for Super size fries and only receive half. I drop a whole roll of toilet tissue in the toilet, and its my last one. My hubby tells me how to drive & he’s had more traffic…