Travel Funnies

A bug zapper INSIDE a Mississippi gas station and above a table peeps eat at~ GROSS!

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I HATE it when #49

1. Someone spills jelly, syrup or honey on my kitchen counter. 2. Anyone blows their nose in front of me & then begins to pick at it, gag me! 3. I pour a bowl of Lucky Charms & there’s barely any marshmallows:( I blame my daughter:O 4. My heart is set on something in the pantry, the fridge…

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Is this WEIRD?

It grosses me out when my daughter & hubby blow through my son’s Trombone, Trumpet or Harmonica! Is this WEIRD?

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Odd place for dog poop!

Nothing like smelling dog poop when waking up in the morning. I looked all over my room, I even asked the dog, she was tight-lipped. I didn’t see it anywhere-went back to bed & couldn’t get the smell out of my nostrils, I finally gave up & fell back to sleep. When I awoke, the…

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Dorky things I do!

  I multi-task so often, sitting on the toilet has become quite the chore–I’m constantly finding things to clean, straighten or fix while doing you know what! Weird I know……

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This is GROSS “TIP of the DAY”

It really grosses me out when older females or anyone– mainly older females have dried boogers in their nose. Don’t they feel them when breathing, tickling their nostrils. Here’s a tip ladies more than men–Qtip your nose every morning-NOT so deep you cry, but just enough to get those cliffhangers from dangling & forcing me to have…

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I HATE it when #35!

1. Juice from my veggies runs into other foods on my plate, especially a hamburger bun—Yuck-no one likes soggy buns, hehe. 2. An empty can of Pringle’s is put back in the pantry! 3. My inside dog drags trash out of the kitchen trash can. 4. I hear my outside dog chewing on something loudly as I’m grilling…

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My “GROSS” find!

This “Dead RAT Surprise” was waiting in my backyard yesterday. So I put my big girl panties on (granny) & put my shirt over my nose (like that was going to protect me from rat cooties) & shoveled it up & into a trashbag, not my fondest hour:( Just hope no other family members are…

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Is this Weird?

Only in a bathroom  in Texas, can you find a half chewed  piece of beef jerky on the floor next to the toilet, gross!

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Normal or Not?

 You’re vacuuming your car out & come across a lonely unwrapped piece of candy, under one of the seats. A normal person would: A) Throw it out B) Vacuum it up C) Play like you got it out of your purse & tell the kids you’ll give it to the kid, that shuts up the longest, ah ha! D) or Eat it, like…

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Is this WEIRD?

I went to sip my coffee this morning & found a small bug in it, I said “—gross!” I got the bug out with my finger turned my mug around & continued drinking my cup of joe! Now that’s lazy & gross, I sink to new lows all the time! Is this WEIRD?

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This is GROSS!

Cleaning the toilet sucks, but its especially disgusting when the toilet juices fly up in my face, eyes & hair while cleaning it……..This is Gross!

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My GROSS day & yes I’m really going there!

There is not a NON-disgusting way to tell you this, but I will try to streamline it for you. It’s just to funny to keep to myself. Picture this, you’re on the toilet (yuck) and you decide to flush  it while still on it (not sure why, bored, I guess) then all of a sudden, your bottom (butt) feels a little wet,…

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