Happy 18th Birthday Logan!

Logan, you’ve grown into a fine young man and grown out of your toys. But in my heart, you’ll always be my baby boy! Happy 18th Birthday, We love you!

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Funny Quote of the Day!

   My son Logan, just said “Mom all my childhood stars are getting married,  and yours~~~~~~~~~ are croaking!”

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Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers!

Logan’s actual messy room  Change you find on your child’s floor while cleaning up their pig-sty, is yours, right? If they wanted it, would it still be on the floor!!! Finders keepers, losers weepers! I pocketed 45 cents today:)

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Happy 16th Birthday Logan

   Our little boy is growing up and for young girls on this special birthday they celebrate their “Sweet 16.” I told Logan this could be his “Swell 16”, “Super 16”, “Stupendous 16” or better yet his “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 16”   Happy 16 birthday whichever you choose Logan, we love you a bushel and a peck…

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Another School Year Begins

   And then there was one~ this school year is very different from the others. Only one person having a first day today, my fifteen year old son Logan (with his darker hair, I like to call him Elvis for fun) 

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Logan’s Quote of the day!

“No one should wear fedora’s, unless you lived in the 1940’s or you’re a detective!”

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Logan’s surprise for me!

Logan said “Mama come see your surprise!” While playing his Xbox game “Grand Theft Auto”  he spun out and made a Mickey head symbol for me, looks like art:)      

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Son looks like Carrot Top!

Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~  

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Is this WEIRD?

 Sometimes my fifteen year old son eats Doritos while taking a bath! Odd combo. Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

Who eats Honey Smacks Cereal while taking a bath? ANSWER– My teenage son Logan! Is this WEIRD?

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Logan’s funny “Quote of the day!”

Yesterday, my hubby commented on what a sloppy eater our son is & his response”That’s why I’m going to take my first date to a really FANCY chicken tender place!”

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Logan’s Bathtub request!

I walked past the bathtub today & my son yelled out “Mama, bring me my sword & my laptop!” Odd request….he didn’t get either.

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No Zombies!

  I said “Logan, get off your video games & come spend time with me & daddy?” He said “No, there are no zombies to kill with y’all!” Awesome Sauce

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Son’s NOT so responsible

What do a knife, fire & opened door have in common? All the things my young teenage son did wrong- his first time home alone & all within one hour of me being gone! A large knife to cut an orange, a lighter he used to start incense & an unlocked back door he opened to patio, so he could…

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My Crappy Morning

Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…

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My crazy son

I asked my son why he wears a ring (manly), he said “it adds a little fun to my finger!” Haha, ok!

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“Quote of the day!”

My son said to me, “If you were a Native American–your name would be ONEWHOYELLSALOT!” I laughed & laughed…..

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I hate it when #33!

1.I bite into something that’s suppose to be soft— like a hamburger & something hard is in it, then I realze its my tooth—I HOPE IT”S MINE! 2. I  buy a drink from the drive thru, pull off, take a big swig of it & realize its something totally different. 3. My hubby forgets to take trash out on trash day!…

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Sports Clips & Logan

This past weekend my son received a haircut from Sports Clips, while he’s enjoyed his shampoo, neck rub & warm towel—the hair stylist asked “Oh honey, did you get something cut out of your head & pointed to the back of his head?” My son said “Yes!” Hair beautified & time to depart Sports Clips, we noticed the hairstylist looked a little sad, WEIRD*** I thought….

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Nine Toed Teacher!

My son Logan informed me today that his substitute teacher had only nine toes, she was missing her big toe. I laughed & asked how do you know this? He replied “SHE showed us.” I said, How did she lose her toe? “She didn’t say.” I thought, how strange of a woman teacher to state— that she only had nine…

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“Quote of the day!”

My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied  “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”

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Mom behaving badly?

My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars  tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…

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Quote of the day!

“My wife is going to be a kitchen wench!”my son, Logan. (proud parent moment.)

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Quote of the Day!

My son said “It was the worst day of my life!” I said, what day are you referring to? “The day I put $75 bucks in my savings account & never saw it again!”I then said, you’ve doubled it since then. Logan stated “Yeah but you won’t let me get it—so I lost 75 bucks…

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Teenage son’s gym shoes

Opening my freezer I had quite the surprise this evening. My thirteen year old son Logan decided that his dirty gym shoes would smell better if he put fabric softener in them & put them in my freezer…… I was soooo grossed out, I baby barfed & screamed at the same time, which was gross! Then…

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Quote of the day

“Any day is a good day when I have a meat pie!” Logan

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Hot Dogs in Heaven!

My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)

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Yoga for Dummies!

My son found my “Yoga for Dummies DVD &  started working out to it–He was really enjoying himself till the dvd said “Combine this workout with a sensible diet!” then he replied “Shoot, I’m not doing a sensible diet—— I’m doing this, so I can eat whatever I want!!!!!!!!” Hilarious

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My Son or Cherry Pies?

I ran in my parents home to retrieve my son while hubby waited in his truck! I came out of the house with two cherry pies & my hubby said “You went in for our son and came out with pies, good trade!” & we gave each other dap! Hahe

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AX–two toed Tommy!

While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..

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Logan’s Jujitsu!

My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…

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Is this weird?

This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?

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Son’s “quote of the day!”

My son asked me today “Do you know what WOW means?” I replied “No!” He said “It means World of Warcraft, Duh mama. He further continued “I don’t know why I asked – cuz you’re not hip, you might break a hip!”            NOT NICE!!!!

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Logan’s quote of the day!

While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!

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Quote of the day!

My son said “Mom, I just want you– to make me feel better!” I said Logan, no one can make you feel a certain way, you chose to feel that way! then he exclaimed “A clown can make you feel better!” HAHAHAHAHAH, then he revised his statement “Nevermind clowns creep people out!”  

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I awoke this morning to this!

My son jumped on my bed and said “Momma I have a flaming horse with a flaming mane, tail & hooves that lights zombies on fire in Red Dead Redemption, his name is Death Angel!” and left the room.. I’m awake now, time to get up I guess….

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Cafeteria ladies mustache?

  My son had pizza -SORTA- for lunch today, one of his favorites–but he didn’t finish it. His friend leaned over and said “Hey man are you going to finish your pizza?” Logan said nope & gave it to him. While the boy was enjoying my son’s leftover’s he asked inquisitively, “Why didn’t you eat it?” Logan…

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A new day–missing shoes all together!

The other day, I made the comment “I didn’t see how my son could misplace just one shoe, that I could understand him missing both!” Well, well today’s the day that I find out just how easy it is to lose both shoes. As he is scrambling for school again this morning, he yells out “Missing…

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Son’s quote of the day!

Dude, you can saddle a pig & ride him on Minecraft, that’s sooo cool! My hubby added: When I was younger, you could actually saddle a real pig & ride it! I promise he’s NOT from a circus family…….not that anything is wrong with circus people…LOL! Related articles This is What Minecraft Looked Like on its Very First…

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Logan’s missing shoe!

I said “Logan we need to go, now!” he replied “I can only find one shoe!”  then, I said “How do you lose one shoe, I could understand you losing both, but not one!” he replied “It happen’s momma, it has happened, now find my shoe.”  I said “Yes, FOUND IT!” Related articles My son’s NON-listening ear’s! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)

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My son’s NON-listening ear’s!

My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied “You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when…

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