Happy Birthday sweet boy! Love and Stuff~ Mama & Daddy
Logan, you’ve grown into a fine young man and grown out of your toys. But in my heart, you’ll always be my baby boy! Happy 18th Birthday, We love you!
My son Logan, just said “Mom all my childhood stars are getting married, and yours~~~~~~~~~ are croaking!”
Logan’s actual messy room Change you find on your child’s floor while cleaning up their pig-sty, is yours, right? If they wanted it, would it still be on the floor!!! Finders keepers, losers weepers! I pocketed 45 cents today:)
“When I buy my first house, I want to have a sand floor!” Logan
Our little boy is growing up and for young girls on this special birthday they celebrate their “Sweet 16.” I told Logan this could be his “Swell 16”, “Super 16”, “Stupendous 16” or better yet his “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 16” Happy 16 birthday whichever you choose Logan, we love you a bushel and a peck…
And then there was one~ this school year is very different from the others. Only one person having a first day today, my fifteen year old son Logan (with his darker hair, I like to call him Elvis for fun)
“No one should wear fedora’s, unless you lived in the 1940’s or you’re a detective!”
Logan said “Mama come see your surprise!” While playing his Xbox game “Grand Theft Auto” he spun out and made a Mickey head symbol for me, looks like art:)
Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~
”Mama tie my shoe, I’m eating a ice cream cone!”
Sometimes my fifteen year old son eats Doritos while taking a bath! Odd combo. Is this WEIRD?
Who eats Honey Smacks Cereal while taking a bath? ANSWER– My teenage son Logan! Is this WEIRD?
Yesterday, my hubby commented on what a sloppy eater our son is & his response”That’s why I’m going to take my first date to a really FANCY chicken tender place!”
I walked past the bathtub today & my son yelled out “Mama, bring me my sword & my laptop!” Odd request….he didn’t get either.
I said “Logan, get off your video games & come spend time with me & daddy?” He said “No, there are no zombies to kill with y’all!” Awesome Sauce
Logan & I on the Conch Train,in Key West Florida.
What do a knife, fire & opened door have in common? All the things my young teenage son did wrong- his first time home alone & all within one hour of me being gone! A large knife to cut an orange, a lighter he used to start incense & an unlocked back door he opened to patio, so he could…
Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…
I asked my son why he wears a ring (manly), he said “it adds a little fun to my finger!” Haha, ok!
Your son thinks it’s ok to make cheese toast in the toaster and use shredded cheese!
My son said to me, “If you were a Native American–your name would be ONEWHOYELLSALOT!” I laughed & laughed…..
1.I bite into something that’s suppose to be soft— like a hamburger & something hard is in it, then I realze its my tooth—I HOPE IT”S MINE! 2. I buy a drink from the drive thru, pull off, take a big swig of it & realize its something totally different. 3. My hubby forgets to take trash out on trash day!…
This past weekend my son received a haircut from Sports Clips, while he’s enjoyed his shampoo, neck rub & warm towel—the hair stylist asked “Oh honey, did you get something cut out of your head & pointed to the back of his head?” My son said “Yes!” Hair beautified & time to depart Sports Clips, we noticed the hairstylist looked a little sad, WEIRD*** I thought….
My son Logan informed me today that his substitute teacher had only nine toes, she was missing her big toe. I laughed & asked how do you know this? He replied “SHE showed us.” I said, How did she lose her toe? “She didn’t say.” I thought, how strange of a woman teacher to state— that she only had nine…
My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”
My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…
“My wife is going to be a kitchen wench!”my son, Logan. (proud parent moment.)
My son said “It was the worst day of my life!” I said, what day are you referring to? “The day I put $75 bucks in my savings account & never saw it again!”I then said, you’ve doubled it since then. Logan stated “Yeah but you won’t let me get it—so I lost 75 bucks…
Opening my freezer I had quite the surprise this evening. My thirteen year old son Logan decided that his dirty gym shoes would smell better if he put fabric softener in them & put them in my freezer…… I was soooo grossed out, I baby barfed & screamed at the same time, which was gross! Then…
“Any day is a good day when I have a meat pie!” Logan
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
My son found my “Yoga for Dummies DVD & started working out to it–He was really enjoying himself till the dvd said “Combine this workout with a sensible diet!” then he replied “Shoot, I’m not doing a sensible diet—— I’m doing this, so I can eat whatever I want!!!!!!!!” Hilarious
I ran in my parents home to retrieve my son while hubby waited in his truck! I came out of the house with two cherry pies & my hubby said “You went in for our son and came out with pies, good trade!” & we gave each other dap! Hahe
While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..
My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…
This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?
My son asked me today “Do you know what WOW means?” I replied “No!” He said “It means World of Warcraft, Duh mama. He further continued “I don’t know why I asked – cuz you’re not hip, you might break a hip!” NOT NICE!!!!
While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!
My son said “Mom, I just want you– to make me feel better!” I said Logan, no one can make you feel a certain way, you chose to feel that way! then he exclaimed “A clown can make you feel better!” HAHAHAHAHAH, then he revised his statement “Nevermind clowns creep people out!”
My son jumped on my bed and said “Momma I have a flaming horse with a flaming mane, tail & hooves that lights zombies on fire in Red Dead Redemption, his name is Death Angel!” and left the room.. I’m awake now, time to get up I guess….
My son had pizza -SORTA- for lunch today, one of his favorites–but he didn’t finish it. His friend leaned over and said “Hey man are you going to finish your pizza?” Logan said nope & gave it to him. While the boy was enjoying my son’s leftover’s he asked inquisitively, “Why didn’t you eat it?” Logan…
The other day, I made the comment “I didn’t see how my son could misplace just one shoe, that I could understand him missing both!” Well, well today’s the day that I find out just how easy it is to lose both shoes. As he is scrambling for school again this morning, he yells out “Missing…
Dude, you can saddle a pig & ride him on Minecraft, that’s sooo cool! My hubby added: When I was younger, you could actually saddle a real pig & ride it! I promise he’s NOT from a circus family…….not that anything is wrong with circus people…LOL! Related articles This is What Minecraft Looked Like on its Very First…
I said “Logan we need to go, now!” he replied “I can only find one shoe!” then, I said “How do you lose one shoe, I could understand you losing both, but not one!” he replied “It happen’s momma, it has happened, now find my shoe.” I said “Yes, FOUND IT!” Related articles My son’s NON-listening ear’s! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied “You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when…