Tag: poop
Odd place for dog poop!
Nothing like smelling dog poop when waking up in the morning. I looked all over my room, I even asked the dog, she was tight-lipped. I didn’t see it anywhere-went back to bed & couldn’t get the smell out of my nostrils, I finally gave up & fell back to sleep. When I awoke, the…
Hubby “sense of smell”
While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
My dog better be disoriented! “Is this WEIRD?”
Today at the lake house, I woke up to my dog actually peeing & laying a deuce on me, she better be disoriented! Is this WEIRD?
Daughter’s Quote of the Day!
All of a sudden yesterday, I heard my daughter scream, “Oh NO, The dog has a turd in her mouth!”
What’s that smell?
I tried to clean out my car today & smelled this foul odor. So I looked under my seats — thought it could possibly be meat that slid under my seat from a grocery bag (happened before) or worse, a dead squirrel possibly cooked in my engine, my mind was all over the place. (more…
My Dad loves finding little treasures!
My funny, kid at heart, 79 year old dad loves, loves, loves to pick up just about anything he see’s on the ground! Sometimes it’s a diamond ring or two, coins, & sometimes its just plain trash & other times— WELL…. While at the Wal-Mart the other day My dad, daughter & I had our hands full of cheese, hot dogs & ant hotels—my…
I HATE it when #32!
1. I purposely don’t pick something off the floor, because I’m waiting to see how long it will take another family member to pick it up. It NEVER EVER happens–I end up picking it up anyways. Then next week I do it again–& I act surprised when its the same outcome. 2. I have to reach my hands in…
Poop & Home Depot
I’m shopping with my family at Home Depot, while enjoying the lumber aisle (NOT) I ran over something brown & mushy that stuck to my buggy tire. It took me a second to realize that it was POOP! Probably because you don’t normally see shit on the floor at a store, maybe at the Circus or the Zoo. Every few steps there it was,…
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