“My wife is going to be a kitchen wench!”my son, Logan. (proud parent moment.)
Tag: kids
5 Second Rule
My daughter dropped her half eaten candy apple on the floor in my car and screamed. I said don’t worry 5 second rule, she said “but it has hair on it!”Eww…..
Walt Disney “Quote of the day!”
“You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway. Walt Disney So true Mr. Disney, so true!
Teenage son’s gym shoes
Opening my freezer I had quite the surprise this evening. My thirteen year old son Logan decided that his dirty gym shoes would smell better if he put fabric softener in them & put them in my freezer…… I was soooo grossed out, I baby barfed & screamed at the same time, which was gross! Then…
Walt Disney “Quote of the day!” by Julie Andrews
“I would describe Walt Disney as a “Twinkly person.” He had a kind of cheerful merriment in his eyes. He didn’t roar with laughter or anything like that, but there was a kind of bubbliness about him.” Julie Andrews
“Braces” unusual reaction!
Yesterday my son found out it’s time for him to receive braces! But the reaction was surprisingly “YES, GREAT, WONDERFUL, I have to tell all my friends, this day is so special I must ask them about their braces!” He went so far as to watch video’s on youtube of kids getting braces! Boy they’ll show anything on youtube… REALLY…
I’m Officially Elderly!
I went for a practice 3.1 mile run this evening– preparing for my runDisney 5k this Saturday. Just a half mile into my run I fell & cut my knee, elbow & hand! I dropped pretty hard to the ground–dusted the concrete off my new Bobo’s– did the infamous look around to see if anyone saw me & had a quick pity party…
I LOVE it when #19!
1. I have a trip to Walt Disney World coming up! What–What…. 2. I follow through with something. 3. I find a great parking space. 4. Siri on my iPhone understands me the first time. 5. My kids make smart choices. 6. I do a good deed & I’m aware when it comes back to me,…
I Hate it when #28!
1. I’m walking by a cabinet & my silk jammies get wrapped around a drawer pull & it yank’s me back & the cabinet open. You’d be surprised how often this happens!!!! 2. I let another driver over in front of me & they don’t wave thank you! RUDE….. 3. I’m driving through a Wal-Mart parking lot and people don’t get out of…
Quote of the Day!
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
New Puppy Potty Training & Kids, huh?
My hubby said “The way I’m going to potty train the new puppy is to put our kids nose in her poop, so they’ll make sure to take her out!”…..Ok, that’s one way to do it….
I HATE it when #27!
1. My daughter plays the same song over & over, over, over, over, over, over & then I start singing it! 2. One of my kids gets sick then the other, then my hubby, then ME! 3. I’m running & realize I’m running!eekkk 4. Our new puppy barks right after I’ve fallen asleep. 5, I don’t…
My son is now a teenager, HELP!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Logan, Happy Birthday to you & many more!!! I Love you sweet lovin’ hot dog boy!
Turtle Pizza?
Logan, where’s your turtle my mother asked, knowing full well that Squirt was trying to climb out of a dish on her kitchen table. At this point she realized that the turtle was wiggling his way towards dinner, Little Caesars Pizza & then she remarked watch out or we’ll be having turtle pizza…. Now get that turtle OFF my…
Bahamas Cruise!
We just got back from our first cruise & loved it! We enjoyed Key West very much, Nassau was just o.k. but with gorgeous water & Freeport was lovely once you got away from the port! Just a few pics from trip! I will write a trip review/report later!
Hot Dogs in Heaven!
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
My daughter & I
Wordless Wednesday!
Yoga for Dummies!
My son found my “Yoga for Dummies DVD & started working out to it–He was really enjoying himself till the dvd said “Combine this workout with a sensible diet!” then he replied “Shoot, I’m not doing a sensible diet—— I’m doing this, so I can eat whatever I want!!!!!!!!” Hilarious
I LOVE it when #17
1. It’s a lazy day at home. 2. My kids go outdoors & do something, anything! 3. We’re in the jeep & what was a beautiful day has now turned very cloudy & I pray-don’t let it start until we’ve arrive home & it worked, literally right when we walk in the door—down pour!!!! Magical powers…
Xbox Live or drugs?
My twelve year old son asked “Are you going to buy me a XBOX Live card today?” I said “You have money-if you want it, you buy it, — why should I buy you one anyway, it’s not your birthday or a holiday!” He jokingly replied “It keeps me from doing drugs, I thought you would be happy to buy me one!”
Flip’s off the diving board!
My daughter mentioned going to our neighborhood pool tomorrow & I said “I would go with you, but I just colored my hair.” She said “Good– then you should have your hair colored everyday.” I replied “I would LOVE to show you my flips off the diving board!” My daughter then stated “Oh yeah that sounds like fun going to…
Is this weird?
My daughter dared my son to pee a little in the cat litter & he did!!!!!!! I know, gross….
Drivin’
My daughter said “Let me drive!” my hubby said “You have–all day, driving me crazy all day!”
My dead butt
I told my kids, I’ll make it easy for y’all, when I’m dead just burn me & split my ashes between the two of you. Then my daughter said “Yeah I’d probably end up with your butt” I replied No, I’ll give you one cheek & your brother the other! HAhahahahaha
Daddy’s Payback!
Example of how crazy my life is: my daughter takes things & puts them anywhere & everywhere but the place they belong! So my hubby thought he would make sure she remembered this moment–by leaving his nicely trimmed toenails on her makeup table with this note to possibly teach her a lesson! He wanted to…
Dallas+Me+Kids+Grandparents+T.V.=Tooth?
Well, well, well, it has been a very interesting day to say the least. Here’s the visual: On our way to the “Big D”, just 10 minutes into the trip! I’m driving with my mom as my co-pilot & a large bag of candy in between us, Papa & Peyton in second row & my…
Pimp Turtle
I said “Oh no, Logan come quick — your turtle is eating a spider!” He ran in room looked at “Squirt” & replied “It’s because he’s pimp!” Related articles Ziplining Turtle (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle food + vacuum = sock (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
My Son or Cherry Pies?
I ran in my parents home to retrieve my son while hubby waited in his truck! I came out of the house with two cherry pies & my hubby said “You went in for our son and came out with pies, good trade!” & we gave each other dap! Hahe
Sucker stick+popsicle stick + bloody bandaid =
Boy’s sleepover! All of these items found on the floor of my den, GROSS!
My Glorious Morning, 5 things that shouldn’t have happened!
It started out at the crack of DAWN (LOL) & a massive headache: 1.) My hubby woke me & informed me, he’s going fishing–BIG No No, it’s so hard for me to go to sleep & when I am, don’t wake me, especially if it’s still dark outside, don’t people write notes anymore. Headache began. 2.)I actually fell back asleep with coaxing…
Quote of the day!
My sick kiddos doped up on Ibuprofen & I watched “Soul Surfer” in my bedroom, all of a sudden they ended up fighting (big surprise) and my son yelled out “You’re legs know how to wrassle!” not wrestle…it was funny!!!
L is for Loser
Even sick, my two kiddos find a way to annoy one another & ME. While taking my son’s temperature he looked at the thermometer & said “What’s the 7 mean?” I said its a L, not a 7. He said whats the L stand for & before I could answer, my daughter yells out “LOSER” it stands for…
I LOVE it when #14
1.My sis has a healthy baby girl, my new niece “Marley Vai”! 2. My sis had her baby early & my son CAN attend his girlfriend’s birthday party. Happy 13th Birthday Lexi! 3. I’m sick of eating junk food & ready to start a new low carb diet. 4. I crave something that I actually…
Turtle food + vacuum = sock
My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…
Is this weird?
This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?
Son’s “quote of the day!”
My son asked me today “Do you know what WOW means?” I replied “No!” He said “It means World of Warcraft, Duh mama. He further continued “I don’t know why I asked – cuz you’re not hip, you might break a hip!” NOT NICE!!!!
“WATCH OUT!” I told my daughter–
when I’m old & ornery like your papa (always demanding things “Turn off the air.”, ” Get me a sandwich!”), I will act just the same! she replied “You already act like that–NOW!”
Logan’s quote of the day!
While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!
“Quote of the day!”
My son was requesting Sonic tot’s with cheese while in Bass Pro today, We told him NO, we’re having stew at Meme & Papa’s house. Then he said “I have Sonictosis!” My hubby said “Oh, you get a shot for that!” Logan said “No, I think you get a tot for that!” HAHAHAHAHAHA………
Hubbies “Spring/Summer treats!”
Pick up Red seedless grapes from the grocery store: rinse off with water, then put them in a bowl & just stick them straight in the freezer! In an hour take some out & pop them in your mouth, delicious & healthy snack! Our kids LOVE them…. Related articles Grapes (myberryfarm.wordpress.com) Grape Mask (positiveboomer.wordpress.com)
KIds had fun at first!
Had a blast catching one fish after another till it was time to decide if we were eating them or releasing them, son wanted to eat them, daughter wanted to release them after WW3 broke out, daughter prevailed– we released them….with tears & prayers!! An great moment turned very ugly, very fast! My crazy life… I baited the…
I LOVE it when #12!
1. We arrive home safely from a nice vacation. 2. I’m eating my favorite candy, Lifesavers gummies, Blowpops, Razzles, any Bubble gum, at once. 3. Subway has foot-long sub’s for $5.00! 4. I finish one vacation & start planning another. 5. My kids are confident! 6. My hubby is joyful. 7. Jeff Lewis new show “Interior…
Daughter’s Quote of the day!
My daughter is laying in the back seat with a sleeping mask over her eyes hitting her brother & yelling “I can even beat you up–laying down & blindfolded!”
Quote of the day!
My son said “Mom, I just want you– to make me feel better!” I said Logan, no one can make you feel a certain way, you chose to feel that way! then he exclaimed “A clown can make you feel better!” HAHAHAHAHAH, then he revised his statement “Nevermind clowns creep people out!”
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 