Is this weird?

I like to eat raw peeled potatoes, when preparing mash potatoes!

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Pimp Turtle

I said “Oh no, Logan come quick — your turtle is eating a spider!” He ran in room looked at “Squirt” & replied “It’s because  he’s pimp!” Related articles Ziplining Turtle (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle food + vacuum = sock (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)

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Homemade Chicken Tortilla Soup

Ingredients: 4 oz unsalted butter (1 stick) 4 oz extra virgin olive oil (1/2 cup) 2 oz bacon drippings ( 1/4 cup) 2.5 oz green bell pepper ( 1/3 cup) 8 oz yellow onions ( 1 cup) 4 oz celery ( 1/2 cup) 4 oz carrots (1/2 cup) 1/2 bunch cilantro (stems included) 1 teaspoon…

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My Glorious Morning, 5 things that shouldn’t have happened!

It started out at the crack of DAWN (LOL) & a massive headache: 1.) My hubby woke me & informed me, he’s going fishing–BIG No No, it’s so hard for me to go to sleep & when I am, don’t wake me, especially if it’s still dark outside, don’t people write notes anymore. Headache began.  2.)I actually fell back asleep with coaxing…

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Logan’s quote of the day!

While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!

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“Quote of the day!”

My son was requesting Sonic tot’s with cheese while in Bass Pro today, We told him NO, we’re having stew at Meme & Papa’s house. Then he said “I have Sonictosis!” My hubby said “Oh, you get a shot for that!” Logan said “No, I think you get a tot for that!” HAHAHAHAHAHA………

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I HATE it when #21!

1. Someone puts a empty box of cereal back in the pantry. 2. I buy a new dip mix that requires sour cream and I don’t have sour cream. 3. I open a new bag of potato chips & there all crumbs, a little hard to dip a crumb! 4. We just leave the house & my…

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Is this WEIRD?

I love– actually crave barbecue wavy lays potato chips with dill pickles, literally put the pickles on the chips with the pickle juice on them! Try it, you would be surprised—-and NO I’m not pregnant… Also try getting cheese nachos & popcorn and dumping the popcorn on the nachos & eat them with the cheese on…

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Tip of the day!

The USDA’s “MyPlate” program recommends that half your plate be filled with fruits and vegetables.  How many are on your plate? Related articles Conquer childhood obesity with tips for healthy family living (mamasbagoftricks.blogspot.com) Tricks for Toddler Healthy Eating (enfamil.com)

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You know you live in Louisiana when-

I told my son his daddy was bringing him home some alligator from a wildlife dinner he attended & he looks at me and actually said dead or alive? I said fried “dead” alligator Logan (DUH)! You know you live in Louisiana, when your son asks that very question…….. P.S. I guess he’s watching too much…

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Man, Woman, Wild

My son & I were talking & I mention a reality show “Man, Woman, Wild” I watched last night. I told my son, you should have watched it, his wife Ruth removed ticks off a rabbit, then skinned  it, cut out its feces, then cooked it. My son said sounds like a great dinner to me!!! YUCK!  On the other hand, if…

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Quote of day!

Scenario at Applebee’s : Last bite of burger slider left, Papa offered it to Logan, he refused & said “I don’t want denture cream on it!”

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Hong Kong City!

My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…

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What to do with leftover Halloween candy

Image by andrechinn via Flickr Set Limitations – Kids need limitations, especially when it comes to candy. You must determine what is right for your family, whether its throwing it out after Halloween night (STUPID) or allowing them one or two pieces after dinner each evening, (BORING). Some parents might allow their kids to keep their bags,…

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I hate it when #2

I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…

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