While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
Tag: Christmas and holiday season
Stay Away–Tip’s for surviving the weekend before Christmas!
1. Stay away from the frantic looking woman with kids! You’ll be sorry… 2. Stay away from the one weird guy by himself, there’s a reason he’s by himself, do not make eye contact either! 3. Stay away from all parking lots, catastrophe’s waiting to happen, but if you dare, watch the way other’s park,…
My new wreath!
So easy to make, ten minutes or less. If you can tie a knot, you can make this wreath, literally no tools at all:
I thought it was the short line!
Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area…
Crazy women @ Wally world during Xmas season!
What is it about Christmas that brings out the crazy in women! I’m driving thru Walmart’s parking lot trying to find a space today & I saw many varieties of women from all ages trying to literally stuff their cars, I know you have an SUV but that doesn’t mean you can buy Billy a big boy bike, Tommy a Go cart &…
Kids Christmas List, they wish!
First of all let me start this off by saying, my kids Peyton 14 & Logan 12 are absolutely insane, the things they put on they’re Christmas List are sometimes way over the top: Past items include: Car- neither are driving age yet, Four wheeler- not allowed in city limits, Second story added to house– that is actually…
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
Busy, Busy, Busy
Image by jcolman via Flickr Ive been so busy lately, Thanksgiving was wonderful, ate way too much as usual, two different homes of wonderful food. Black Friday was fun, my daughter first time shopping with me from 10:30pm till 1:00am at Wally World, Target & Kohl’s, got a 32 inch flat screen for a new computer monitor, pj’s,…
Black friday-What hot item would you trample over someone for?
First, lets start out with the name, BLACK FRIDAY, I don’t love it. The name was officially coined Black Friday in 1966, when a rare stamp dealer ran his store add. Then Philadelphia police department named the day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday to describe the massive mayhem of pedestrians which mobbed the stores & produced traffic jams, it was…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 