Got in the shower with socks still on your feet? Gee, I have lots on my mind, I’ve done some pretty STUPID things before, but soggy socks hasn’t been one of them!
Granny’s gone wild!
Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…
Stay Away–Tip’s for surviving the weekend before Christmas!
1. Stay away from the frantic looking woman with kids! You’ll be sorry… 2. Stay away from the one weird guy by himself, there’s a reason he’s by himself, do not make eye contact either! 3. Stay away from all parking lots, catastrophe’s waiting to happen, but if you dare, watch the way other’s park,…
Quote of the day!
“What was freaking that?” my daughter said to her brother “You didn’t even use soap, you just wet you’re hands & dried them, that’s not washing your hands!” Peyton 14
Quote of the day!
I was telling my son to hush, I was trying to concentrate on something and he said “Momma, don’t be Peyton (his sister) be NICE!” Logan 12
Vastly different donations @Goodwill Stores!
Image via Wikipedia My hubby & I were talking about Goodwill Stores (slow conversation day, I guess) and just having fun joking about the items you would find in various Goodwill stores, throughout different States. These are stereotypical references towards the states we mention, really meant as a fun archetype. Goodwill stores feature gently used and new items for bargain…
Quote of the day!
Faith is believing in something, when common sense tells you otherwise!
Finger or Carrot?
My daughter said “Momma did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t. This was our nightly conversation! Enlightening….. I really don’t want either!!
Excited! New Book….
Great, very intellectual read: “Lies that Chelsea Handler told me” I will let you know how much I enjoy it, when finished….. I’ve read the book to the right, AWESOME!
Funny me!
I really get a kick out of myself! Sometimes I just laugh & laugh & laugh some more. Because something just pops in my head, that I find hilarious. I do get strange looks when it happens while out in public, but I’m use to it…..
Just a singin’
So I was just singing along to Wham’s “Last Christmas” and I started singing the wrong words then my daughter said “Normally when someone messes up on part of the song they realize it & stop singing it, but you finished the whole thing!” I said, I was enjoying my singing…..and I suckkkk. George Michael’s outfit looks…
My son’s cut!
My son Logan has a little cut on the bottom of his face in the shape of a question mark. I said “The shape of it is odd”, he said “It’s because I’m a mystery!” I just laughed, that boy can come up with some whoppers.
I hate it when #13
1. I just woke up in the morning & I’m still tired. 2. My dog barks in middle of night & won’t stop. 3. Someone said they’ve called you & there is no record of the call & they give you the impression, you’re lying. 4. My hubby puts a dirty dish in the sink, knowing we…
My new wreath!
So easy to make, ten minutes or less. If you can tie a knot, you can make this wreath, literally no tools at all:
Was this weird?
As if doing the yard wasn’t fun enough (sarcasm), I must have made my parents rose-bush mad, because it caught me by my shirt today & pulled me back, while scratching me. I said to it: really, what have I ever done to you? Was it weird for me to look at it crossways & ask it a question? I…
Quote of the day!
“She doesn’t lie about fried pickles!” Peyton 14
My dad & I and plenty CRAZY!
So we’re off mall walking today, and just talking crazy, no really– talking about crazy & CRAZIER people. We laughed about the silly stuff we came up with –I was telling him, how there are differences of CRAZY, I told him “I’m more like the fun CRAZY” & then I said “the real CRAZIES don’t even know their crazy, that’s what…
Quote of the day!
“I ran as fast as I could in my penny loafers!” Logan 12
Quote of the day!
“It can’t all be candy canes & sleigh rides!”
Quote of the day!
Playing golf without gambling is nothing more than walking in a park with a bunch of men! Hubby 38
I LOVE it when #6
1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…
Quote of the day!
If you’re trying to dance but you look more like your playing hopscotch, you’re doing something wrong! Braxton Values
I thought it was the short line!
Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area…
Crazy women @ Wally world during Xmas season!
What is it about Christmas that brings out the crazy in women! I’m driving thru Walmart’s parking lot trying to find a space today & I saw many varieties of women from all ages trying to literally stuff their cars, I know you have an SUV but that doesn’t mean you can buy Billy a big boy bike, Tommy a Go cart &…
Packaging, these days
Dang, it’s easier to get the top of a child-proof Tylenol bottle than cellophane off a new CD, it took me forever!
Is this nerdy?
I want “The making of Star Wars book for Christmas?” I love reading books or stories on the history of anything really, especially a favorite movie or person like Walter Disney, Bob Barker! I guess that’s why I love the History & Discovery channel’s!
Kids Christmas List, they wish!
First of all let me start this off by saying, my kids Peyton 14 & Logan 12 are absolutely insane, the things they put on they’re Christmas List are sometimes way over the top: Past items include: Car- neither are driving age yet, Four wheeler- not allowed in city limits, Second story added to house– that is actually…
Quote of the day!
You know you’re in the country, when the local gas station sells deer corn by the gas pumps! Dawn 39
Quote of the day! (A little vulgar but to funny to pass up.)
” If you put a condom on you’re heart & somebody screws with it, it will still be protected!!!!! Braxton Values… Crazy things come out of their mouths, vulgar, crazy things–but funny as well!!!!!
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
Quote of the day!
“I’ve mastered crazy!” Chelsea Handler, she is the best at being baaaaaaad, and I LOVE her for it… Keep your books coming… Related articles Clips From Last Night: Chelsea Handler on her multi-million dollar deal: “I’m not Oprah, I’m Chelsea;” her political aspirations and more (piersmorgan.blogs.cnn.com)
Quote of the day!
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country!” Nathan Hale — My son wanted me to use this quote.
I hate it when #12
1. My son gets a library fine on two books he checked out & never READ! 2. When I give money to Salvation Army bell shaker before going into store, then on way out, I don’t give any & they give me dirty looks…. 3. My nail polish chips the same day as I painted them, especially mad, if…
Quote of the day!
May the force be with you! Logan 12
Ikea, Fry’s & Five guys burgers & fries
Made up for Saturday’s losses on Sunday. The hotel had butter (angels singing) it was still pouring buckets of rain, but there was a bright spot, because it was morning, inevitably there was also light! So now with light & rain & charged cell phones with GPS’s we would find what were looking for! I guess when they predict…
Quote of the day!
That really burns my biscuits!
And you thought yesterday was crazy in Dallas!
Picture this, I’m feverish waking up to a very dreary day outside, rain in the forecast, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of 100% rain before, but that’s what they forecasted in Dallas Texas! It started off with breakfast, hotel was out of butter, a little odd being that a lot of their breakfast items are usually…
Boo Hoo Dallas
Dallas trip this weekend is bitter-sweet, happy to be in Dallas but sad to be bringing my nephew back, but we’ll be back very soon….. Earlier this was the scenario in our hotel room, my son playing musical wine glasses in kitchen & no one was drinking wine, my mom on laptop playing fun, fake…
I LOVE it when #5!
1. It snows where I live, being that it rarely ever happens. 2. “You’ve got mail” comes on, Tom Hanks & Meg Ryan are awesome together. 3. My hair does what it is supposed too. 4. I’m freezing in my home & the heat comes on, without me having to get up & turn it…
I will survive!!!!!!
Watching Dual survival and without fail, I can survive if ever (show scenario) I’ve driven my dirt bike across a barren salt flat and got stranded. Also, I picked up some great quotes of the day if my own family well dries up of crazy quotes! Funny & informative show if ever I am stranded on a salt flat,…
Lovey & my hubby
Great day, woke up to a lovely card & had a wonderful anniversary dinner with my hubby! My daughter decorated the kitchen & left the best card for my hubby & I saying, how lucky she was to have parents that are happy & in love with each other, made me smile!!!!! She is…
Cody on Dual Survival, FUNNY!
Dave asked Cody on Dual Survival was the lid on tight on a milk jug with the only water they had left between the two of them and Cody’s reply was so funny to me (probably because I’m tired) He said “As tight as a cheap ass milk jug can be!” It was funny to me. He later…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 