My sister traveled back to Dallas, and her three-year old son yelled out “Slow down mama!” while he sadly looked at his band-aid thumb. She realized then, he thought by her driving fast–it would make his band-aid fall off, SO freaking cute…. I think this band-aid was special to him, because his Mimi drew a Smiley Face on it…
Category: Kids Korner
“Quote of the day!”
My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”
Mom behaving badly?
My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…
Q-tips, hair rollers & one sock!
What does a sock, one washcloth with makeup on it, drinking glass from the kitchen, two hair rollers & Stridex pads have in common: They were all laying atop my bathroom counter this morning! Oh & two used Q-tips!!!!!!! Oh the joys of motherhood..Joy, Joy, Joy
Quote of the day!
“My wife is going to be a kitchen wench!”my son, Logan. (proud parent moment.)
This is what I’m dealing with!
I received a text message from my daughter. She informed me, her school had an extremely emotional “Veterans Day” assembly today. Peyton said she boo hooed through the whole event & then asked the craziest question. “For Christmas can I get my pilot’s license, if you LOVE me–you’ll let me!” This is what I’m dealing with….. UGH– NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Quote of the Day!
My son said “It was the worst day of my life!” I said, what day are you referring to? “The day I put $75 bucks in my savings account & never saw it again!”I then said, you’ve doubled it since then. Logan stated “Yeah but you won’t let me get it—so I lost 75 bucks…
Croutons & drug dogs
My daughter came home from school and announced that the drug dogs visited her class room today & this kid in her class screamed out “Oh no, I’ve got croutons in my backpack, Officer are the dogs going to eat my croutons?”
“Braces” unusual reaction!
Yesterday my son found out it’s time for him to receive braces! But the reaction was surprisingly “YES, GREAT, WONDERFUL, I have to tell all my friends, this day is so special I must ask them about their braces!” He went so far as to watch video’s on youtube of kids getting braces! Boy they’ll show anything on youtube… REALLY…
Quote of the day
“Any day is a good day when I have a meat pie!” Logan
My son is now a teenager, HELP!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Logan, Happy Birthday to you & many more!!! I Love you sweet lovin’ hot dog boy!
Turtle Pizza?
Logan, where’s your turtle my mother asked, knowing full well that Squirt was trying to climb out of a dish on her kitchen table. At this point she realized that the turtle was wiggling his way towards dinner, Little Caesars Pizza & then she remarked watch out or we’ll be having turtle pizza…. Now get that turtle OFF my…
Hot Dogs in Heaven!
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
My daughter & I
Wordless Wednesday!
Yoga for Dummies!
My son found my “Yoga for Dummies DVD & started working out to it–He was really enjoying himself till the dvd said “Combine this workout with a sensible diet!” then he replied “Shoot, I’m not doing a sensible diet—— I’m doing this, so I can eat whatever I want!!!!!!!!” Hilarious
Son’s birthday request
My crazy son said “I know what I want for my birthday, a hot dog rotisserie with a built in bun toaster!” Funny, funny, funny!
Colbie Caillat
Colbie Caillat VIP seating for daughters birthday weekend, not to shabby!
Xbox Live or drugs?
My twelve year old son asked “Are you going to buy me a XBOX Live card today?” I said “You have money-if you want it, you buy it, — why should I buy you one anyway, it’s not your birthday or a holiday!” He jokingly replied “It keeps me from doing drugs, I thought you would be happy to buy me one!”
My birthday girl turns 15!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Peyton, happy birthday to you, and many more! Have a wonderful 15th birthday, thank you for making daddy & I sooooo proud! We’ve enjoyed watching you grow into a beautiful young lady & we LOVE you very much. Happy Birthday Pey Pey!
Flip’s off the diving board!
My daughter mentioned going to our neighborhood pool tomorrow & I said “I would go with you, but I just colored my hair.” She said “Good– then you should have your hair colored everyday.” I replied “I would LOVE to show you my flips off the diving board!” My daughter then stated “Oh yeah that sounds like fun going to…
Mastery
I congratulated my son on receiving Mastery on his ILEAP test & he said “Finally I can get away from booger picking Eddie & move into classes with kids that don’t pick their nose!”
Drivin’
My daughter said “Let me drive!” my hubby said “You have–all day, driving me crazy all day!”
My dead butt
I told my kids, I’ll make it easy for y’all, when I’m dead just burn me & split my ashes between the two of you. Then my daughter said “Yeah I’d probably end up with your butt” I replied No, I’ll give you one cheek & your brother the other! HAhahahahaha
Daddy’s Payback!
Example of how crazy my life is: my daughter takes things & puts them anywhere & everywhere but the place they belong! So my hubby thought he would make sure she remembered this moment–by leaving his nicely trimmed toenails on her makeup table with this note to possibly teach her a lesson! He wanted to…
Dallas+Me+Kids+Grandparents+T.V.=Tooth?
Well, well, well, it has been a very interesting day to say the least. Here’s the visual: On our way to the “Big D”, just 10 minutes into the trip! I’m driving with my mom as my co-pilot & a large bag of candy in between us, Papa & Peyton in second row & my…
Pimp Turtle
I said “Oh no, Logan come quick — your turtle is eating a spider!” He ran in room looked at “Squirt” & replied “It’s because he’s pimp!” Related articles Ziplining Turtle (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle food + vacuum = sock (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
My Son or Cherry Pies?
I ran in my parents home to retrieve my son while hubby waited in his truck! I came out of the house with two cherry pies & my hubby said “You went in for our son and came out with pies, good trade!” & we gave each other dap! Hahe
AX–two toed Tommy!
While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..
Logan’s Jujitsu!
My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…
Sucker stick+popsicle stick + bloody bandaid =
Boy’s sleepover! All of these items found on the floor of my den, GROSS!
Quote of the day!
My sick kiddos doped up on Ibuprofen & I watched “Soul Surfer” in my bedroom, all of a sudden they ended up fighting (big surprise) and my son yelled out “You’re legs know how to wrassle!” not wrestle…it was funny!!!
L is for Loser
Even sick, my two kiddos find a way to annoy one another & ME. While taking my son’s temperature he looked at the thermometer & said “What’s the 7 mean?” I said its a L, not a 7. He said whats the L stand for & before I could answer, my daughter yells out “LOSER” it stands for…
Turtle food + vacuum = sock
My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…
Is this weird?
This alarmed me when going through son’s backpack! Found a patch of animal fur from a rabbit, I think. Is this weird?
Son’s “quote of the day!”
My son asked me today “Do you know what WOW means?” I replied “No!” He said “It means World of Warcraft, Duh mama. He further continued “I don’t know why I asked – cuz you’re not hip, you might break a hip!” NOT NICE!!!!
“WATCH OUT!” I told my daughter–
when I’m old & ornery like your papa (always demanding things “Turn off the air.”, ” Get me a sandwich!”), I will act just the same! she replied “You already act like that–NOW!”
Logan’s quote of the day!
While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!
“Quote of the day!”
My son was requesting Sonic tot’s with cheese while in Bass Pro today, We told him NO, we’re having stew at Meme & Papa’s house. Then he said “I have Sonictosis!” My hubby said “Oh, you get a shot for that!” Logan said “No, I think you get a tot for that!” HAHAHAHAHAHA………
KIds had fun at first!
Had a blast catching one fish after another till it was time to decide if we were eating them or releasing them, son wanted to eat them, daughter wanted to release them after WW3 broke out, daughter prevailed– we released them….with tears & prayers!! An great moment turned very ugly, very fast! My crazy life… I baited the…
I awoke this morning to this!
My son jumped on my bed and said “Momma I have a flaming horse with a flaming mane, tail & hooves that lights zombies on fire in Red Dead Redemption, his name is Death Angel!” and left the room.. I’m awake now, time to get up I guess….
Barefoot running!
While in carpool line waiting for daughter, my son said let me out of the car! I said “No, why?” He said because I need to run barefoot. I exclaimed “Heck no!” He then said I need to grow a callous on my feet, I want my feet like Cody from Dual Survival. Related articles…
Cafeteria ladies mustache?
My son had pizza -SORTA- for lunch today, one of his favorites–but he didn’t finish it. His friend leaned over and said “Hey man are you going to finish your pizza?” Logan said nope & gave it to him. While the boy was enjoying my son’s leftover’s he asked inquisitively, “Why didn’t you eat it?” Logan…
A new day–missing shoes all together!
The other day, I made the comment “I didn’t see how my son could misplace just one shoe, that I could understand him missing both!” Well, well today’s the day that I find out just how easy it is to lose both shoes. As he is scrambling for school again this morning, he yells out “Missing…
Son’s quote of the day!
Dude, you can saddle a pig & ride him on Minecraft, that’s sooo cool! My hubby added: When I was younger, you could actually saddle a real pig & ride it! I promise he’s NOT from a circus family…….not that anything is wrong with circus people…LOL! Related articles This is What Minecraft Looked Like on its Very First…
Me or Daddy?
My daughter said if we were somewhere & caught off guard by an alligator she would rather me wrangle the alligator than her daddy! I thought it was hilarious…”Choot em Dawn” If you watch Swamp people, you’ll get it, I watch way tooo much! Related articles Season 3 Premiere of History’s ‘Swamp People’ Draws 4.7…
Logan’s missing shoe!
I said “Logan we need to go, now!” he replied “I can only find one shoe!” then, I said “How do you lose one shoe, I could understand you losing both, but not one!” he replied “It happen’s momma, it has happened, now find my shoe.” I said “Yes, FOUND IT!” Related articles My son’s NON-listening ear’s! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 