1. I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning, still not a morning person. 2. I’m People watching, so fun! Right ladies? 3. I laugh at myself, it happens a lot-big surprise! 4. I’m on a low carb diet & actually enjoying the food. 5. My laundry is caught up & I find money…
Tag: Dogs
Dogs gonna get it!
My dog “Riley” chews off her collar or harness any chance she gets. This morning I took her out with a brand new harness on. Somehow she “Houdinied” her way out & ran around the neighborhood almost with a smirk on her Chihuahua face. Picture this—-Me in my jammies chasing her, calling “Here Riley, come here…
Is this Weird?
While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…
I HATE it when #35!
1. Juice from my veggies runs into other foods on my plate, especially a hamburger bun—Yuck-no one likes soggy buns, hehe. 2. An empty can of Pringle’s is put back in the pantry! 3. My inside dog drags trash out of the kitchen trash can. 4. I hear my outside dog chewing on something loudly as I’m grilling…
I HATE it when! #34
1. I have to leave Walt Disney World! 2. I step on my puppy’s dog bone & cut my toe, now cooties are in my foot. 3. I finish my Princess Half Marathon & looked like crap, also because I had sunglasses stuffed in my sports bra which left a funny lumpy shape in all my photo’s….
I hate it when #33!
1.I bite into something that’s suppose to be soft— like a hamburger & something hard is in it, then I realze its my tooth—I HOPE IT”S MINE! 2. I buy a drink from the drive thru, pull off, take a big swig of it & realize its something totally different. 3. My hubby forgets to take trash out on trash day!…
Croutons & drug dogs
My daughter came home from school and announced that the drug dogs visited her class room today & this kid in her class screamed out “Oh no, I’ve got croutons in my backpack, Officer are the dogs going to eat my croutons?”
Poop & Home Depot
I’m shopping with my family at Home Depot, while enjoying the lumber aisle (NOT) I ran over something brown & mushy that stuck to my buggy tire. It took me a second to realize that it was POOP! Probably because you don’t normally see shit on the floor at a store, maybe at the Circus or the Zoo. Every few steps there it was,…
Quote of the day!
My hubby said “I bet you 100 dollars to a pickle, no one fed the dog tonight!”
Is this weird?
I woke up, walked in den— to find every comforter in the house, except mine (thankfully) all over the floor. My son had friend spend the night made a huge tent, then it imploded on them, when dog (beagle) jumped on top and then proceeded to urinate on it! So they moved what didn’t get wet, into the living…
Doritos & Dog paws
Smell your dog or cats paws, why do our animals feet smell like Doritos chips? I guess its just a mixture of all the crap they walk on & I do mean crap! HAHA, But I love Doritos, so I don’t mind!
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