Twisted Tuesday!

Late last night my daughter and I heard two extremely loud noises in a row, enough so that I jumped out of the bed to look out my window~ while my hubby laid soundly asleep clueless (my hero.) My daughter ran into my room and met me at my window, what was it we asked…

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Son looks like Carrot Top!

Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~  

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Trolls at the Bingo Parlor!

My title by no means refers to the lack of beauty queens at the Bingo Parlor on a poppin’ Friday night, I’m not that mean. O.K. let me start from the beginning; One Friday night we felt lucky & thought we’d strike it rich at the local Bingo Parlor. This jaunt included the usual suspects: my…

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Is this WEIRD?

On speaker phone with my hubby today I said “you sound crazy!” At the same time I was straightening the tiara on my head! WOOT, Is this WEIRD?

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What do the words-Morbid, Brownies & kids have in common?

While visiting the cemetery today, I shared my “Funeral” wishes with my teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…

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My Sentiments Exactly!

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming –WOW, What a RIDE!”

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What’s that smell?

I tried to clean out my car today & smelled this foul odor. So I looked under my seats — thought it could possibly be meat that slid under my seat from a grocery bag (happened before) or worse, a dead squirrel possibly cooked in my engine, my mind was all over the place. (more…

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Is this Weird?

Gross, I have no idea what this is? I’ve only seen them at the lake house.

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Snow Cones & Clowns

Is it normal for two Clowns & a Snow Cone lady to live within a few blocks from my home? Related articles World Clown Association (iloveclowns.wordpress.com)

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Hubby & Tampax

I don’t use coupons often, but my sis gave me a coupon for tampax, $1.00 off, SCORE! Since I’ve been watching extreme couponing, I thought that dollar would be a great beginning, you have to start somewhere right! I was busy one evening and asked my hubby to run grab me some items from the store,…

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