Late last night my daughter and I heard two extremely loud noises in a row, enough so that I jumped out of the bed to look out my window~ while my hubby laid soundly asleep clueless (my hero.) My daughter ran into my room and met me at my window, what was it we asked…
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Son looks like Carrot Top!
Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~
Trolls at the Bingo Parlor!
My title by no means refers to the lack of beauty queens at the Bingo Parlor on a poppin’ Friday night, I’m not that mean. O.K. let me start from the beginning; One Friday night we felt lucky & thought we’d strike it rich at the local Bingo Parlor. This jaunt included the usual suspects: my…
Is this WEIRD?
On speaker phone with my hubby today I said “you sound crazy!” At the same time I was straightening the tiara on my head! WOOT, Is this WEIRD?
What do the words-Morbid, Brownies & kids have in common?
While visiting the cemetery today, I shared my “Funeral” wishes with my teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…
My Sentiments Exactly!
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming –WOW, What a RIDE!”
What’s that smell?
I tried to clean out my car today & smelled this foul odor. So I looked under my seats — thought it could possibly be meat that slid under my seat from a grocery bag (happened before) or worse, a dead squirrel possibly cooked in my engine, my mind was all over the place. (more…
Is this Weird?
Gross, I have no idea what this is? I’ve only seen them at the lake house.
Snow Cones & Clowns
Is it normal for two Clowns & a Snow Cone lady to live within a few blocks from my home? Related articles World Clown Association (iloveclowns.wordpress.com)
Paw paw & his albino opossum (Y’all that’s possum’ for us southern folk)
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my new brother “the opossum” what he…
Hubby & Tampax
I don’t use coupons often, but my sis gave me a coupon for tampax, $1.00 off, SCORE! Since I’ve been watching extreme couponing, I thought that dollar would be a great beginning, you have to start somewhere right! I was busy one evening and asked my hubby to run grab me some items from the store,…