Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area or do they just not really want to stand in the long line. Also, don’t forget about the fool with a jar of pickles, whose trying to redeem an outdated coupon & seemingly mad & surprised when told he can’t, causing them to seek the manager whose conveniently never around, therefore making me wait longer in the line that originally appeared the shortest! My advice to anyone shopping this Christmas season, pick the longest line & you will get checked out faster!!

DANGER—Stay away from Self Checkout’s also, you will always get someone in front of you whose never used it or someone who lets there kids scan the items, just to shut them up, GUILTY!!!!! haha