Octopus Mom, NOT dad!

OctopusSwat, grab, pinch, poke, kiss, a momma can do it all blindfolded! Multi-tasking is her middle name, her first name should be Octopus. It is hilarious to observe the difference between a mother & father, first of all, any man will say HUH or WHAT as a stall tactic, to get out of doing something right then, if he would only realize by doing it then and not irritating us (mom/wife) his chore would be, more than likely be over with quickly. But for some reason its hard for a father (man) to multi-task unless he’s scratching his nuts with one hand & eating with the other, while watching a football game. I don’t know if it’s in our genes as women or if we pick up the trait as we get hormonal but we’ve got it & I’m thankful for it. That special quality that makes us kung-fu kick purse snatchers, while octopus arming the kids sippy cup, diaper change & teaching them their ABC’s & 123’s!