My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied “You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when…
Category: Kids Korner
My Fair Lady & Top Hats
My daughter told my son “I want my wedding themed like My Fair Lady, and you’ll wear a top hat!” He replied “No, I won’t, I’ll wear one now and walk with a cane!”
My twelve year old son, on FACEBOOK!
My son read his friends Facebook wall out loud & said “Gerald you’re not an artist, just because you rap at recess!”
Sweet love note to my daughter!
My daughter received a sweet LOVE note today, this is one of the entries “My feelings for you are like a kid with a snickers & a dog with bone!” Awwwwwww how romantic!
You know you live in Louisiana when-
I told my son his daddy was bringing him home some alligator from a wildlife dinner he attended & he looks at me and actually said dead or alive? I said fried “dead” alligator Logan (DUH)! You know you live in Louisiana, when your son asks that very question…….. P.S. I guess he’s watching too much…
Logan’s Quote of the day!
“Wait a minute, I’m watching Toddlers & Tiara’s on TV with my mom & getting emotional this is stripping me of my man hood!”
Weird kid on daughters bus “Tip of the day!” not sure how he knew……
Hey Miss. Lynn (bus driver)! If you ever plan on getting arrested, you should do it in Bossier Parish, on a Friday….. that’s the day they have Fried Chicken!
Persistently annoying…..
Sometimes don’t you wish you didn’t do such a good job teaching your growing child. Well a lot of things I teach comes back to bite me in the butt! I’ve always taught my children be persistent, don’t give up! Well my darling son Logan did just that, when trying to get rights back for…
Sweet!
My son walks by his dad today & said “Thanks daddy for working so hard!” Sweetest thing, to bad these moments are few & far between, but I guess that’s what makes them so special….
You know your kids are naughty when?
My kids were acting so wild & crazy tonight, that my son Logan said if there were ghosts in our home, they would pick up their head & run away (float away)! They would scare a ghost away, HELP ME, please!!!
Here’s your sign!
My daughter made a bet with a friend at school that LSU would beat Alabama! Whomever lost would have too wear a speciality made sign, stating that the other person was right! So guess who LOST, here’s your sign-PEYTON!!!
Logan & Papa
Logan began with “Y’all wish my awesomeness would rub off on you” then papa countered with “No, you wish my intelligence rubs off on you!” its WAR…
Mannequin @ JcPenney
My son accidentally bumped in a mannequin @ Jcpenney’s Store & my daughter told him that’s the closest you’ll ever be to a girl! Ahh, sibling LOVE, there’s nothing like it! My son’s mannequin did not look like this one.
12 yr old son mad at us: Whats new!
Because we didn’t go to a specific store he wanted to go to today, so he threatened when we got old and in wheelchairs ( as if, all old people are in wheelchairs) that he would push us down a flight of stairs & steal all our money (joking)! Funny & scary, I told him, I will…
This is the scenario ” We’re all in the car!”
My son said to his sister “I wonder what’s running through our parents minds right now?” then he said probably nothing,HAHAHAHA rather obnoxiously. Then my hubby said “Boy you’d be scared if you knew!” HAHAHAHA more obnoxiously!!!!!!! funny parent (car) moment.
Son’s new IPOD Touch
My son added a new application on his Ipod, it was the Ask Vader app. So he asked “Am I a Jedi? It said “No the force is not strong with this one!” He said “Dang it!” Hahaha…
My son, wet towel & his trumpet!
I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…
Deceased “Arnold the Armadillo!”
Talking about my dad’s opossum has brought back fond memories of “Arnold the Armadillo.” My daughter & I first saw him dead on the side of the road, then everyday for at least 3 weeks, there he was –still dead— of course I didn’t expect him to rise from the ashes and fly away, silly goose its a…
Hong Kong City!
My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…
Granny’s gone wild!
Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…
Quote of the day!
“What was freaking that?” my daughter said to her brother “You didn’t even use soap, you just wet you’re hands & dried them, that’s not washing your hands!” Peyton 14
Quote of the day!
I was telling my son to hush, I was trying to concentrate on something and he said “Momma, don’t be Peyton (his sister) be NICE!” Logan 12
Just a singin’
So I was just singing along to Wham’s “Last Christmas” and I started singing the wrong words then my daughter said “Normally when someone messes up on part of the song they realize it & stop singing it, but you finished the whole thing!” I said, I was enjoying my singing…..and I suckkkk. George Michael’s outfit looks…
My son’s cut!
My son Logan has a little cut on the bottom of his face in the shape of a question mark. I said “The shape of it is odd”, he said “It’s because I’m a mystery!” I just laughed, that boy can come up with some whoppers.
Quote of the day!
“I ran as fast as I could in my penny loafers!” Logan 12
And you thought yesterday was crazy in Dallas!
Picture this, I’m feverish waking up to a very dreary day outside, rain in the forecast, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of 100% rain before, but that’s what they forecasted in Dallas Texas! It started off with breakfast, hotel was out of butter, a little odd being that a lot of their breakfast items are usually…
Quote of the day!
Lies only hide imperfection with fake perfection. Logan 12
My crazy son said——
Surrounding- Raining at Lake house in Hot Springs–My son said “Hey mom, can I go fishing?” I said ” Its raining & you have no bait!” he said “I’ve got a hook & high hopes, & I can put some peppered ham on the hook, we ate it!” HAHAHHAHA it was classic……………..
Quote of the day!
A big leap forward often requires two steps back! Logan 12 Related articles A Leap of Faith (thesundaymail.wordpress.com)
Pictures of the Day!
Logan decorated from animal Kingdom Peyton decorated at the Animal Kingdom Kids painted at Animal Kingdom late July 2011. Cuties!
Show & Tell!
My Son made this Bow & Arrow while playing in the backyard last week! I like to see kids using their imagination
My son’s Magic
My son was on the internet looking up magic tricks for a good part of the afternoon, then showing anyone who would watch, not many people watched- haha, just kidding, that would be horribly bad parenting on my part, & I wouldn’t admit to that, another joke. He was showing me the disappearing penny trick, the pick a…
Middle School’s haunted bathroom stall!
My son told me a tale of a murder about forty years ago, of a disliked teacher killed by his students in the boys bathroom stall at his middle school & dragged out an hid under the football stadium. I said tale~ because I also went to this school when I was younger and I’ve never heard this story,…
My son asked me!
Have you ever forgotten to put deodorant on one pit? My answer, NO, weird!
Quote of the day!
Lint in your belly button, a belly booger! Logan 12 THIS PICTURE WAS FOUND ON FLICKR, IT IS NOT MY ACTUAL BELLY BUTTON, (mine is hairier with pink lint) LOL, hahaha, It is an unpaid, lint infested, belly button, also I hope this person put the lint there as a joke, cause that’s GROSS! Related articles An Easy Way To Clean The…
Quote of the day
If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down! Peyton 14
Sasquatch
My mother Christina 65 & daughter Peyton 14 were carrying on a very important conversation, while riding in my car tonight. It went something like this “No meme, sasquatches are lazy people that live in the woods, I hate lazy people!” and my mother actually replied “Leave sasquatches alone, they didn’t do anything wrong!” and the sad thing is,…
Poor Hubby
My son Logan told his dad, he’s not even following him on Twitter! SAD!
Funny quotes
“I think you sprung your belly button!” Logan 12
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