Pick up Red seedless grapes from the grocery store: rinse off with water, then put them in a bowl & just stick them straight in the freezer! In an hour take some out & pop them in your mouth, delicious & healthy snack! Our kids LOVE them…. Related articles Grapes (myberryfarm.wordpress.com) Grape Mask (positiveboomer.wordpress.com)
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My hubbies phone call!
My hubby called earlier & asked what I was doing & this is what I said– reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang new Chelsea Handler book, also on my blog adding post and watching “The Voice” on our DVR! Multi-tasking…..
My son’s NON-listening ear’s!
My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied “You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when…
Quote of the day!
My hubby said “I bet you 100 dollars to a pickle, no one fed the dog tonight!”
Quote of the day!
“House-shoes I wanted to wear you today, but I can only find one of you!” Per hubby
FLYING
I said to my hubby “Can you believe my mom use to fly with my dad.” (pilot, Cessna) My hubby said “I don’t even like riding in a car with him!” LOL, it was so funny to me… Related articles Keep Flying to Keep Our Flying Right-of-Way (johnandmartha.kingschools.com)
My hubbies phone call!
My hubby called, as he does everyday just to see what his beautiful (my word for myself) wife is up too. Most days I’m really on the go – taking the kids here & there, taking the kids everywhere (poetic) & others, especially rainy ones like today, well lets just say—-Happily LAZY, kids in school, why not! I…
Daughter’s cell-phone & Hubby!
My hubby had our daughter’s cell-phone in hand today & her new boyfriend texted “Hey, WRUD ?” If you don’t know kids texting lingo- it means What are you doing?” (daughter told me, haha) My hubby thought it would be funny to type back “Shaving my pits!” just to see what he would say………………………………..but decided the wrath of…
My funny hubby
My hubby sat on the toilet & said “Man this toilet is low, Am I in Elf Land!”
Vastly different donations @Goodwill Stores!
Image via Wikipedia My hubby & I were talking about Goodwill Stores (slow conversation day, I guess) and just having fun joking about the items you would find in various Goodwill stores, throughout different States. These are stereotypical references towards the states we mention, really meant as a fun archetype. Goodwill stores feature gently used and new items for bargain…
Quote of the day!
Playing golf without gambling is nothing more than walking in a park with a bunch of men! Hubby 38
Oddest gift ever received, can u beat this one?
When my hubby and I were first married, we had our first family Christmas party in our new place. My hubbies family was over opening gifts & my brother-in-law seemed unusually excited for my hubby to open his gift— well we were very surprised, when he unwrapped a Prosthetic Leg. My BIL found in someone’s trash (I think,…
Quote of the day!
Nothing like going to the Fair & spending 200-300 dollars for a corn dog & a tummy ache! Hubby 38
Carpooling, orange cones, saga continues!
Ladies, I was blaming you & I’m soooo sorry! I recently found out that my hubby inevitably is one of the people smashing orange cones in the school parking lot! Here’s how it went down–I’m picking my son up from school yesterday & trying to take a picture of the orange cones, strewn all over the place, to post here for…
Daddy & the “Stanky leg”
My hubby chased my daughter around the house today, threatening that he was practicing & perfecting the “STANKY LEG” for when he & I chaperone the next High School dance. She was horrified, it was wonderful! Good times, good times!
Hubby & Tampax
I don’t use coupons often, but my sis gave me a coupon for tampax, $1.00 off, SCORE! Since I’ve been watching extreme couponing, I thought that dollar would be a great beginning, you have to start somewhere right! I was busy one evening and asked my hubby to run grab me some items from the store,…
Snoring “Annoying”
Snoring “Annoying”.
Quote of the day
Its all fun and games until we’re feeding your momma thru a straw. Ryan 38
Hubby cheating on me (not really)
After job today, hubby was close to some of our favorite biking trails. He just so happened to have his bike with him, hmmm (magically, I smell a rat) and went without me. He cheated on me(not really-cheated)–how dare he, that’s ok, because tomorrow mine might magically appear with me too, lets just hope its a gorgeous day!
Hatorade
My hubby was bugging me, as all hubby’s do, so I said “leave me alone.” he said “stop drinking so much HATORADE.” Hahahah, get it Gatorade-Hatorade…….hate……he always makes me laugh.
Hubby & bloody sub
Hubby just now called me and said, “You know what’s really gross?” I said “No, what?” When you buy a six inch sub from Subway and you bite into it and see blood on the bottom of it. He said he then looked at his hands and saw no blood and thought OMG, its not…
Hubbies “sign of love”
My hubby was mowing the grass one day, and said he had a surprise for me. I closed my eyes & walked out back to find my name mowed beautifully in the yard! It’s undoubtedly one of my favorite gifts & it was absolutley free! He gained a lot of thoughtful points that day!
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 