1. One of my neighbor’s mows the lawn before 7:00am! 2. I step in dog poop, not just step—-SLIP. 3. Pumping gas, I ALWAY’S go over the limit I set out to pump & usually by a penny–EVERYTIME! Like 40.01, 60.01, 80.01! 4. I’m mowing the lawn & run out of gas, with just one row left….
Tag: yardwork
AX–two toed Tommy!
While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..
You know your neighbor’s a redneck when:
He’s mowing his yard in the dark with a flashlight! Its true….just happened this evening…a few streets over but neighbor none the less….
My son’s NON-listening ear’s!
My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied “You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when…
They call me “Ronnie!”
In the evening, I’m usually reading, writing or watching T.V. I have many fav’s: Golden girls DVD collection, Jefferson’s on DVR, Deadliest Catch (RIP Phil Harris), Hillbilly Hand Fishin'(really), IRT deadliest roads, Swamp people (“Choot Em Liz”), Mythbusters, Storage Wars(“Yeppp”), DOG, the bounty hunter, Hoarders, Whale Wars (Bob Barker) & last but surely not least, Ice Road Truckers (Lisa, you rock), etc. Do…