When I was young, I was in LOVE with Ricky Schroder from “Silver Spoons” T.V. show. I wrote him a fan letter & told him I was his #1 FAN & bonus, I had a jet ski- (even though, I didn’t)— because I thought he would think that jet skis are really cool, Is this WEIRD?…
When I was younger, I watched the “Jefferson’s” T.V. show, hold on that’s not the weird part———————— & would eat a bowl of corn everytime, BAM—that was! Not really sure why corn, I think I thought it was sophisticated, yummy! Is this WEIRD? Related articles Corn Crazy (lorielle3636.wordpress.com) The Best Advice About Corn I’ve Ever Written (aroundthenest.com)
I hate T.V. commercials sooooo much, most the television programs I watch, are dvred. That way I can fast forward through them! Do you think I’m impatient?
“As long as it’s not quacking-while he’s doing the whacking, I’m ok!” Kim- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I felt this quote needed elaboration — regarding a duck they were preparing.
Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean! Real Housewives
1. I get to spend time with my niece & nephew! 2. My nail polish stays on longer than 2 days without chipping. 3. A Golden Girls marathon is airing! Even though I have the entire DVD collection. 4. I go to a doctor’s appointment & they don’t rob me blind. 5. My laptop’s mother-board burn’t…
While in carpool line waiting for daughter, my son said let me out of the car! I said “No, why?” He said because I need to run barefoot. I exclaimed “Heck no!” He then said I need to grow a callous on my feet, I want my feet like Cody from Dual Survival. Related articles…
“Wait a minute, I’m watching Toddlers & Tiara’s on TV with my mom & getting emotional this is stripping me of my man hood!”
My kids were acting so wild & crazy tonight, that my son Logan said if there were ghosts in our home, they would pick up their head & run away (float away)! They would scare a ghost away, HELP ME, please!!!
“Effectively communicate or detrimentally disintegrate!” The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…
So we’re off mall walking today, and just talking crazy, no really– talking about crazy & CRAZIER people. We laughed about the silly stuff we came up with –I was telling him, how there are differences of CRAZY, I told him “I’m more like the fun CRAZY” & then I said “the real CRAZIES don’t even know their crazy, that’s what…
” If you put a condom on you’re heart & somebody screws with it, it will still be protected!!!!! Braxton Values… Crazy things come out of their mouths, vulgar, crazy things–but funny as well!!!!!
1. I witness a good deed 2. My children are kind to one another. 3. I jump on a trampoline & my pee pee doesn’t leak out. 4. It rains early evening, but not too much as to knock out the cable. 5. At a Doctor’s visit, the Dr. actually see’s you at your appointment time….
You can’t fight with CRAZY! Housewives
Make your haters, your Congratulators! Jerseylicious Related articles Haters/ by Maya Angelou (jeuneafriqueza.wordpress.com)
We don’t call Supernanny, we whoop a fanny! Phoebe