Odd Things in Common!!!

   What do these items have in common, Clippers, Bottled Water, Pirate eye patch, One Q-tip, Headset and Green Zombie mixture?!?!?! My daughters mess atop the bathroom counter.

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I HATE it WHEN!

     1. Someone drags their feet (shoes) across the floor and it makes that swish, swish, swish noise! I call it a lazy walking….pick up those feet. 2. I’m retrieving groceries from my car and the Coke Zero 2 liter bottle rolls out the back of the trunk, all the way down the driveway…

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Daughters  Unsolicited Suggestion

   Apparently I’ve been wearing my make up all wrong, my daughter not so politely told me today. She said, It looks like I don’t wear make up at all, so why do I even bother to do it. She said my face looks the same with or without make up on because I do…

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My Teenagers~Quote of the Day!

   After my son’s surprise Mickey head art on Grand Theft Auto (so thoughtful), my daughter started making fun of his actual character on the game and he said “My gosh Peyton you bully me so much,  now your even bullying my character on GTA!” Then they both laughed…..Oh the joy of teenagers:()

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I’m a real man!

This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all

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I LOVE it when #28!

1. It starts to rain early evening before bed. 2. My hubby comes home with a new SUV, Woot! 3. Peeps pay it forward. Try it……. 4. My DVR is filled with lots of my favorite shows. 5. My kids enjoy our company. 6. I have batteries in my t.v. remote. It’s the first place my kids…

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Teenage son’s gym shoes

Opening my freezer I had quite the surprise this evening. My thirteen year old son Logan decided that his dirty gym shoes would smell better if he put fabric softener in them & put them in my freezer…… I was soooo grossed out, I baby barfed & screamed at the same time, which was gross! Then…

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Daughter “Trend of the week!”

Ladies, my daughter said when painting your nails—- paint them all the same color except the ring finger–paint it a different color!

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