Quote of the day!

Half asleep this morning & kicked my cat away like I always do when she bugs me, but then quickly realized, oh crap I just had surgery and thought~ “I hope I didn’t kick my stitches out!” I guess its funnier because I’m on pain pills.

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I HATE it when #47

1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…

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I HATE it when #41!

1. I open a can with the can opener & the juice from the can spills all over my granite countertops, especially gross when its tuna! 2. I try to grab a glass out of my cabinet & there all in the dishwasher (clean, but in the dishwasher). 3. When sewing & my bobbin runs out…

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Not what I expected!!!!

Early yesterday morning – I looked at my cats litter box, I noticed a rather large object. I was alarmed that a delicate cat named Tinkerbelle could have such a gigantic amount of- let’s just say #2. I inspected the situation closer to find, it was not #2 it was my sons sock, just not…

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Is this weird?

My daughter dared my son to pee a little in the cat litter & he did!!!!!!! I know, gross….

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What does a cat & a boat have in common?

My hubby and I were pulling our boat down our subdivision the other day and a stranger pulled up next to us. Driving next to one another we unrolled our window’s & the stranger asked did we have a black cat, we said no—-WHY? She said one just jumped out of your boat! That’s what…

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