You know it’s bad when?

You know you have a bad sunburn when you can’t even go to CHURCH:(( Shame on me!!!!!

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It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine. – Byron Katie

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My Sentiments Exactly!

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming –WOW, What a RIDE!”

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“Happiness is simple, you need Something to do, Someone to love & Something to look forward to. If you’re not happy–then you’re not doing one of these things!” Rita Mae Brown Related articles Happiness Quotes (coca-cola.com)

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Hubby’s “Quote of the Day!”

    My hubby said ” I thought I found a dead body today!” I shockingly said WHERE? (like it would matter)  Sounding oddly disappointed he stated, “but it was just a pile of clothes in a pasture!”

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Daughter’s “Quote of the day!”

My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat  (brother) & stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim & shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin 

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The WORLD is your canvas, it’s up to you to Paint it!                    

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My son said to me, “If you were a Native American–your name would be ONEWHOYELLSALOT!” I laughed & laughed…..

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“As long as it’s not quacking-while he’s doing the whacking, I’m ok!” Kim- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I felt this quote needed elaboration — regarding a duck they were preparing.

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What you think about, you bring about! Big dreams— brings big LIFE!!!!! SOAR HIGH…. Related articles Today’s Daily Inspirational Quote (dominicspoweryoga.com)

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“People come into your life for a reason, season or a lifetime!”

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“Cool, I wish I had two thumbs, so I could grab MORE cheese-balls!” Honey Boo Boo

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My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied  “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”

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I LOVE it When #21

1. Women get along & aren’t bitchy with one another..RAISE each other UP girls, not down! 2. My nail polish goes on smoothly & dries quickly. 3. I don’t have to listen to Sofia Vergara, Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek’s voice, if I don’t want to! ICK 4. I hear the song “Over the Rainbow” 5. My…

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“A family that squatches together, stays together!” My hubby Ryan #FindingBigfoot

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“My wife is going to be a kitchen wench!”my son, Logan. (proud parent moment.)

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You grab the money & I’ll grab the eyeballs! Barry, Storage Wars

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My son said “It was the worst day of my life!” I said, what day are you referring to? “The day I put $75 bucks in my savings account & never saw it again!”I then said, you’ve doubled it since then. Logan stated “Yeah but you won’t let me get it—so I lost 75 bucks…

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You look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a gosh dang hobbit! The Campaign (movie)

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Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of GOD! Pierre de Chardin

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  Nobody’s perfect, that’s why pencils have erasers! Puppy Love

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“Any day is a good day when I have a meat pie!” Logan

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“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ***I’m possible!” Audrey Hepburn

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“Life should be moving in one direction, FORWARD!” Housewives of NYC

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You know your old, when you get bruises from coupons! Peyton Gosdin   Related articles Midas Coupons Online (answers.com) Texas Roadhouse Coupons (answers.com)

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“Bathe in Sparkling Light!”  Natural Born Seller’s

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“You take the money, I’ll take the eyeballs. Believe it or not, it’s not the first time I’ve said that!”  Barry Weiss/Storage Wars

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“If you don’t start somewhere, you ain’t going to get nowhere.” Bob Marley

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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. Benjamin Franklin

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Nothing tastes as good, as skinny feels! Housewives of New Jersey

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Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean!     Real Housewives

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Calm down, clown! Mary Mary Related articles NEW VIDEO: Mary Mary “Go Get It” (hot1041stl.com)

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Hubby’s Quote of the day

I’ve got the POWER & you’re a little SOUR! Hubby speaking to our rotten children today.

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Disney Quote of the day!

“Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as a muscle grows flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to exercise it.” Walt Disney Related articles Disney “Quote of the day!” Mickey Mouse inspired (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)

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Winner’s compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people. -Nido Qubein

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I try, I fail, I try again, I fail better. Samuel Beckett

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“Don’t be a FUN SPONGE!” House Hunters  This lady said her fiance’ sucked the fun out of everything! That’s sad.

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