My son Logan, just said “Mom all my childhood stars are getting married, and yours~~~~~~~~~ are croaking!”
Don’t live life so seriously peeps:) Enjoy!
I Love this!!!
“Trying is having the intention to fail, say you’re going to do it and you will!” I Love you man……..
“When I buy my first house, I want to have a sand floor!” Logan
@A family that mani-pedi’s together~ stays together!” Yes the hubby, I & Peyton! (No polish on hubby)
“No one should wear fedora’s, unless you lived in the 1940’s or you’re a detective!”
I called my hubby and said “What’s up?”~first thing he said ~”Aw, not much, just talking about Pochantas and watching my tools in the hole!” (Tool in hole-work stuff) Hilarious, I caught him, I’m not the only Disney freak in the house! He thinks she’s hot, for SOME reason, LOL!
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about GIVING and BEING. Kevin Kruse
”Mama tie my shoe, I’m eating a ice cream cone!”
“Imperfection is beauty!” Marilyn Monroe
“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud!” Maya Angelou
Half asleep this morning & kicked my cat away like I always do when she bugs me, but then quickly realized, oh crap I just had surgery and thought~ “I hope I didn’t kick my stitches out!” I guess its funnier because I’m on pain pills.
You can’t trust a man with a tattoo of Colonel Sanders with devil horns! My hubby
Housewives of New Jersey episode tonight involved a costume party & a girl fight. My hubby said “Nothing ever good comes from costumes & alcohol!” Hubby
Watching the Real Housewives Reunion Part 2 with my hubby. “Only that blonde is worth looking (Kristen) at & none of them are worth listening to!” Ryan Gosdin
This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all
My hubby just watched the Real Housewives of New York preview trailer where he saw a prosthetic leg get thrown on the ground & said “It ain’t a party till a someone’s fake leg comes off!” Hubby
My son said to his dad ” I wish I had a cool dad, one that homestead’s in Montana!”
“A great man is always willing to be little.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” Mark Twain
“When you get-GIVE, when you learn-TEACH!” Words to live by….
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. Dalai Lama
“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” Maya Angelou
“Long ago, Ben Graham taught me that ‘Price is what you pay; value is what you get.’ Whether were talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down.” Warren Buffett
“Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.” Yoda
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” Helen Keller
“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” Henry David Thoreau
“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“When going to the bathroom in ski boots, you’re in the absolute perfect squat stance!” Just thought I should share…
“Wheat Thins & Coffee-breakfast of champions!”
In the hospital yesterday my dad said to my mom “I feel like my entire body’s been shocked!” My mom said “It was—-literally!” (He had a cardio version that morning)
Failure is the condiment that gives success it’s flavor-Truman Capote
The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Let’s hurry, I don’t like seeing a man in a trench coat at a gun show- especially when its 67 degrees!” Hubby Quote (not hubby in picture)
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once!
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour!
You’re one chromosome away from being a potato! Golden Girls
Don’t be a NO-getter be a GO-getter!
“When your kids start talking to you in #Hashtags, their spending way too much time on social media!”
My daughter Peyton told me while at school today she was offered a taco from a kid while walking down the hall. I said ” I hope you didn’t take a taco from a stranger!” she then replied “If someone offers me a free taco, I’m going to take it?” DID I TEACH YOU ANYTHING…So parents: Not…
“Dude that elephant is sooo cool!” Logan (watching 300)