So besides being makeup challenged and a self proclaimed dork,  I also shouldn’t play on my riding lawnmower. While jumping off of it, I jumped onto a hoe, yes a garden hoe and it swung up and literally hit me in the face, like some dumb stunt scene from an 80’s action movie. It hurt soooo bad, but more importantly I thought how darn hilarious it must have looked. My hubby and kiddos are going to be sad they missed this whammy and I do mean WHAMMY, I believe there will be quite a bruise! WAH!