1. When you grab your child’s cell phone & can’t figure out how to turn it on/off

2. The Xbox buttons A,B,X,Y on the controller are confusing to you

3. You keep your door at home locked all day long

4. You’re afraid of Trick or Treaters, so you forego Halloween all together.

5. You look all around your car before getting out in a store parking lot

6. You’re child starts making fun of the music you listen to

7. You take your teeth out, to brush them

8. Magnifying glasses are your friend

9. You know how to play shuffleboard

10. The T.V. is turned all the way up to 100 & your still yelling turn it up!