I was bored one evening, me and bored aren’t a good combination. My hubby was asleep as usual, and I wide awake as usual, it was around midnight when I got a clever idea. Let me back track for a moment, my hubby would sleep through a tornado, fall asleep sitting up– like he did while in waiting room for my mammogram, embarassing! So he can really sleep, just like most men, I’m sure. This particular night, I had some candy red apple nail polish-BONUS with glitter in it, and his toes just so happened to be sticking out of the covers just asking to be polished pretty for work the next day. I did it, gigling & scared the whole time that he would wake up and get the nail polish all over my new duvet cover. Alas morning came, and no screaming, what did my hubby not even notice my late hour antics, was it all for nothing. Sad that my failed attempt at humor had fallen flat. I went about my day, kids breakfasts, carpooling, etc. Around noon my phone rang, it went something like this, “Hello, what-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and your manly friends at work saw your pretty candy red apple polish-BONUS with glitter in it, HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, sorry it was a joke and I thought you would have noticed before work, DUH!