First~ Stop Whining, Start Winning! These are positive, constructive ways to help use your time wisely with so many kiddos and parents STUCK at home! I’ll break this down into two groups: Adults/Kids! With no further ado, lets get this quarantine party started! ADULTS Begin your Spring Cleaning. With a virus out and about, deep clean…
I said “Logan, get off your video games & come spend time with me & daddy?” He said “No, there are no zombies to kill with y’all!” Awesome Sauce
My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat (brother) & stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim & shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin
You look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a gosh dang hobbit! The Campaign (movie)
My twelve year old son asked “Are you going to buy me a XBOX Live card today?” I said “You have money-if you want it, you buy it, — why should I buy you one anyway, it’s not your birthday or a holiday!” He jokingly replied “It keeps me from doing drugs, I thought you would be happy to buy me one!”
My son asked me today “Do you know what WOW means?” I replied “No!” He said “It means World of Warcraft, Duh mama. He further continued “I don’t know why I asked – cuz you’re not hip, you might break a hip!” NOT NICE!!!!
“No, don’t kill the donkey!” my son said this, while playing XBOX live. Logan 12