Turtle Pizza?

Logan, where’s your turtle my mother asked, knowing full well that Squirt was trying to climb out of a dish on her kitchen table. At this point she realized that the turtle was wiggling his way towards dinner, Little Caesars Pizza & then she remarked  watch  out or we’ll be having turtle pizza…. Now get that turtle OFF my…

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Pimp Turtle

I said “Oh no, Logan come quick — your turtle is eating a spider!” He ran in room looked at “Squirt” & replied “It’s because  he’s pimp!” Related articles Ziplining Turtle (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle food + vacuum = sock (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)

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Ziplining Turtle

My hubby was driving to the golf course & on his way he noticed a sweet turtle- a little late though, well actually way too late–it was under his tire kinda LATE. Before he knew it, he nipped the corner of the turtle’s shell with such force,  it catapulted the sweet turtle thru the air & into the woods….

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Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee

This morning my hubby walked in our room & said “I’m surprised Logan hasn’t peed in his bed from the noise of the running water from his turtle aquarium!” I stated “I love the noise sounds like a waterfall, it would help me go to sleep.” my hubby said ” Ha, maybe we should move…

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Turtle food + vacuum = sock

My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…

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