My son read his friends Facebook wall out loud & said “Gerald you’re not an artist, just because you rap at recess!”
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Son’s quote of the day!
My hubby said “Come on Logan, you’re going to be late for school!” My son replied “Hold on dad, my cowlick is starting a fight with me and I’m trying to fight back!!!!!” darn that boy is funny……I could quote him all day long——oh yea, I do.
You know you live in Louisiana when-
I told my son his daddy was bringing him home some alligator from a wildlife dinner he attended & he looks at me and actually said dead or alive? I said fried “dead” alligator Logan (DUH)! You know you live in Louisiana, when your son asks that very question…….. P.S. I guess he’s watching too much…
Logan’s Quote of the day!
“Wait a minute, I’m watching Toddlers & Tiara’s on TV with my mom & getting emotional this is stripping me of my man hood!”
Man, Woman, Wild
My son & I were talking & I mention a reality show “Man, Woman, Wild” I watched last night. I told my son, you should have watched it, his wife Ruth removed ticks off a rabbit, then skinned it, cut out its feces, then cooked it. My son said sounds like a great dinner to me!!! YUCK! On the other hand, if…
Quote of the day!
I’ve got a gift for you Logan “What is it, really a gift for me?” he said. We’re going on a family walk tonight. “Uhhh, is that my gift, momma?” Logan said. I said “The gift is good health!” “That sucks, I want a good surprise!”
Logan & Papa
Logan began with “Y’all wish my awesomeness would rub off on you” then papa countered with “No, you wish my intelligence rubs off on you!” its WAR…
Xbox live “Quote of the day”
” Sweet, I killed a cow, I killed a cow, (on game) I shot an arrow up in the air & it fell down & hit a cow!” Logan 12
12 yr old son mad at us: Whats new!
Because we didn’t go to a specific store he wanted to go to today, so he threatened when we got old and in wheelchairs ( as if, all old people are in wheelchairs) that he would push us down a flight of stairs & steal all our money (joking)! Funny & scary, I told him, I will…
Joke of the day! per my son
What ‘s a gingerbread man? A gingerbread boy all grown up! Logan 12
My son, wet towel & his trumpet!
I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…
Hong Kong City!
My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…
My son’s cut!
My son Logan has a little cut on the bottom of his face in the shape of a question mark. I said “The shape of it is odd”, he said “It’s because I’m a mystery!” I just laughed, that boy can come up with some whoppers.
My crazy son said——
Surrounding- Raining at Lake house in Hot Springs–My son said “Hey mom, can I go fishing?” I said ” Its raining & you have no bait!” he said “I’ve got a hook & high hopes, & I can put some peppered ham on the hook, we ate it!” HAHAHHAHA it was classic……………..
Show & Tell!
My Son made this Bow & Arrow while playing in the backyard last week! I like to see kids using their imagination
Quote of the day!
Lint in your belly button, a belly booger! Logan 12 THIS PICTURE WAS FOUND ON FLICKR, IT IS NOT MY ACTUAL BELLY BUTTON, (mine is hairier with pink lint) LOL, hahaha, It is an unpaid, lint infested, belly button, also I hope this person put the lint there as a joke, cause that’s GROSS! Related articles An Easy Way To Clean The…