So I’m shopping with my family in mall today, spending our Christmas money & I almost get hit by the Mall Christmas train, filled with happy little boys & girls and only going about 2 miles an hour. Thank god it had a real horn, it honked & I jumped out-of-the-way– just in nick of time! I wrote a little rap, for my almost near…
Tag: Santa Claus
I hate it when #14 “Christmas Edition”
1. People forget the reason for the season, Jesus’ birthday! Happy Birthday Jesus:)) 2. People say Happy Holidays in place of “Merry Christmas!” 3. Teachers tell kids there’s no SANTA. 4. My dad gets admitted to hospital right before Christmas, but thankfully (GOD is great) got out literally right before. 5. Santa at local mall looks drunk & pissed…
Naughty or Nice?
I said a few unsavory words, under my breath & maybe to her face, about a lady who cut in front of me–NAUGHTY I let a few cars drive in front of me at the mall–NICE I used great restraint in store when Wal-Mart had no employees opening up there locked game cabinets–NICE & a little NAUGHTY…
I LOVE it when #6
1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 