I hate it when!
Brushing my toothies and out of nowhere a large amount of saliva mixed with toothpaste shoots out of my mouth and onto my blouse, scarring it for the rest of the day or changing my clothes altogether…
Quote of the day!
Half asleep this morning & kicked my cat away like I always do when she bugs me, but then quickly realized, oh crap I just had surgery and thought~ “I hope I didn’t kick my stitches out!” I guess its funnier because I’m on pain pills.
Dorky Things I Do!
Sometimes when my hubby is sleeping I fold laundry on top of him~just for my own kicks~he has no idea……It just makes chores more fun:O
Is this WEIRD?
Just for fun one day, I threw a pie in my hubby’s face while he was mowing the grass. The sophisticated plan~ I hid behind our car until he came around and then I let him have it. Only problem~ the pie was still frozen, so when it hit his face, it literally fell straight to the ground. I RAN!
What happens when my electricity goes out!
Well lovely South Bossier electricity wanes in & out often, even on beautiful days, such as today. Electricity out, luckily I planned on grilling for dinner, so no big deal, I marinated chicken breast the night before and veggies were ready to be grilled. Everything was going great~ until my outdoor grill caught on fire, literally flames all…
Is this WEIRD?
I’m too impatient to have a hairstylist dye my hair, so I primarily do it myself! (I’m sure you can tell) Is this WEIRD?
My dead butt
I told my kids, I’ll make it easy for y’all, when I’m dead just burn me & split my ashes between the two of you. Then my daughter said “Yeah I’d probably end up with your butt” I replied No, I’ll give you one cheek & your brother the other! HAhahahahaha