“I’m going to slap her to sleep!”
“Life should be moving in one direction, FORWARD!” Housewives of NYC
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
“Bathe in Sparkling Light!” Natural Born Seller’s
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. Walt Disney
“You take the money, I’ll take the eyeballs. Believe it or not, it’s not the first time I’ve said that!” Barry Weiss/Storage Wars
I wanted to create WONDER! David Copperfield
A loving heart is the truest wisdom! Charles Dickens
“If you don’t start somewhere, you ain’t going to get nowhere.” Bob Marley
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. Benjamin Franklin
Nothing tastes as good, as skinny feels! Housewives of New Jersey
Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean! Real Housewives
Calm down, clown! Mary Mary Related articles NEW VIDEO: Mary Mary “Go Get It” (hot1041stl.com)
1. I get to spend time with my niece & nephew! 2. My nail polish stays on longer than 2 days without chipping. 3. A Golden Girls marathon is airing! Even though I have the entire DVD collection. 4. I go to a doctor’s appointment & they don’t rob me blind. 5. My laptop’s mother-board burn’t…
Enjoy the natural transitions of life! Tia & Tamera
I’ve got the POWER & you’re a little SOUR! Hubby speaking to our rotten children today.
“Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as a muscle grows flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to exercise it.” Walt Disney Related articles Disney “Quote of the day!” Mickey Mouse inspired (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Winner’s compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people. -Nido Qubein
I try, I fail, I try again, I fail better. Samuel Beckett
“Don’t be a FUN SPONGE!” House Hunters This lady said her fiance’ sucked the fun out of everything! That’s sad.
“There is more treasure in books–than in all the pirates’ loot on Treasure Island and at the bottom of the Spanish Main & best of all you can enjoy these riches every day of your life.” Walt Disney
“A man will rust out quicker than he will wear out!” Colonel Sanders
“Part of the Disney success is our ability to create a believable world of dreams that appeals to all age groups. The kind of entertainment we create is meant to appeal to every member of the family.” Walt Disney
My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…
“You can design and create, & build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make that dream a reality!” Walt Disney
“A family that’s sick together, sticks together!” My mother
“He brings us to it, so he can bring you through it!” God
” When in doubt, figure it out!” Duck Dynasty Related articles ‘Duck Dynasty’ Premiere: Willie Goes Frog-Hunting And Meets A Snake (huffingtonpost.com)
“A stranger is a friend you haven’t met yet.”
My son asked me today “Do you know what WOW means?” I replied “No!” He said “It means World of Warcraft, Duh mama. He further continued “I don’t know why I asked – cuz you’re not hip, you might break a hip!” NOT NICE!!!!
“I function better when things are going badly, than when they’re as smooth as whipped cream.” Walt Disney
While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!
“You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.” Henry Ford Related articles Life’s Balance Beam & Henry Ford: Day 27 of Project 365 (valeriesuydam.wordpress.com)
“If all else fails, hang on to your weave!” Niecy Nash
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. C.S. Lewis
Success is not measured by how wealthy you are, its measured primarily in a person’s character: doing your best, good values, being kind, being able to admit when your wrong, giving back. That’s what success means to me….
“Wherever you are – be all there!” Jim Elliot
My daughter is laying in the back seat with a sleeping mask over her eyes hitting her brother & yelling “I can even beat you up–laying down & blindfolded!”
“All we ever intended for Mickey Mouse or expected of him was that he should continue to make people everywhere chuckle with him & at him. We didn’t burden him with any social symbolism, we made him no mouthpiece for frustrations or harsh satire. Mickey Mouse was simply a little personality assigned to the purposes…
My son said “Mom, I just want you– to make me feel better!” I said Logan, no one can make you feel a certain way, you chose to feel that way! then he exclaimed “A clown can make you feel better!” HAHAHAHAHAH, then he revised his statement “Nevermind clowns creep people out!”
Be miserable or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice. Wayne Dyer
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. Henry David Thoreau
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen. John F Kennedy
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. Ralph Marston
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. Robert H. Schuller
My daughter received a sweet LOVE note today, this is one of the entries “My feelings for you are like a kid with a snickers & a dog with bone!” Awwwwwww how romantic!
My hubby said “I bet you 100 dollars to a pickle, no one fed the dog tonight!”
Image by Jeff Hester via Flickr 1. My son has nicely trimmed fingernails & toenails. 2. My upper back doesn’t hurt. 3. I keep my big mouth shut & surprise my hubby! 4. My children are happy! 5. It’s February 1st & 75 degrees. 6. I’m at our jogging/bike trails & everyone on trail is so chill & friendly!…
My hubby said “Come on Logan, you’re going to be late for school!” My son replied “Hold on dad, my cowlick is starting a fight with me and I’m trying to fight back!!!!!” darn that boy is funny……I could quote him all day long——oh yea, I do.