Disney or Bust

We persuade peeps to go to Disney all the time. No matter at church, kid’s performance or the grocery line. We’re Disney dorks to the core. No need for apples here, just give us a Dole Whip or Mickey Bar & we’ll chEAR.

Our friends ask–why Disney, are you sick & deprived? Because it’s like Neverland, adults are kids again & our dreams come alive! This magical place brings us laughter & treasure, monorail galore & so much pleasure. It’s an absolute vacation that we all adore, get an annual pass & you enjoy more.

I salute the Disney freaks out there & raise our flag to you – stars & stripes neither here nor there, just fun furry characters everywhere! So with pride we fly our freak flag high into the air & wave it like we just don’t care.

Give us the choice of the First…