I’m shopping with my family at Home Depot, while enjoying the lumber aisle (NOT) I ran over something brown & mushy that stuck to my buggy tire. It took me a second to realize that it was POOP! Probably because you don’t normally see shit on the floor at a store, maybe at the Circus or the Zoo. Every few steps there it was, the inevitable poop—seriously piles of poop in succession, like a ant trail– but with crap, ODD! My family was grossed out —which then ensued hysterical laughter about our disgusting discovery. The bathrooms were no where near the scene of the crime, maybe that’s why the shit hit the fan or in this case the floor..

Being the inquisitive family that we are, we pondered how the poop trail happened, these were the intellectual scenario’s we spoke of “Looked to big to be a kids”, “Awwww, was it a old man’s and he couldn’t hold it”, “Look’s like someone…