Butterflies in my tummy

In the dollar store earlier today my 79 yr ole’ dad picks up a “Yard Butterfly”, no big deal, right? Then he proceeded to make it fly in a circular motion around his belly & stated, “I have butterflies in my tummy, I have butterflies in my tummy! The crazy things my dad says!

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My Fair Lady & Top Hats

My daughter told my son “I want my wedding themed like My Fair Lady, and you’ll wear a top hat!” He replied “No, I won’t, I’ll wear one now and walk with a cane!”

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