Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. You might be a redneck!
You type emails & text messages in slang, like “NAW!” You’re a Redneck!!!!
You pick your teeth….. from a catalog!
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You decorate your front yard rope swing, with Christmas lights!
My hubby showed a co-worker this picture of his latest catch, from fishing recently with our son. In the background of the picture you’ll see a large orange tractor — hubby said “See what I got me, yesterday?” & the co-worker replied “Is that your tractor, man?” Totally ignored the big fish…..
He’s mowing his yard in the dark with a flashlight! Its true….just happened this evening…a few streets over but neighbor none the less….