This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all
Tag: hair
Is this WEIRD?
I’m too impatient to have a hairstylist dye my hair, so I primarily do it myself! (I’m sure you can tell) Is this WEIRD?
Wow, I’m getting old!
While on the way to church last Sunday, I rubbed lotion all over my hands & arms — then I quickly realized it wasn’t lotion at all, it was conditioner. “I’m OLD” I thought it was odd when my arms turned white with foam, but the smell was pleasant, so I just kept rubbing it on, again…
Bug or Bobby Pin?
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw something black in my hair, first thought “AHHHHHHH” wasn’t a thought, I lied it was a–half scream. Then I realized it wasn’t a bug, it was just a bobby pin, & I laughed:)
Disney Fact 2
In the 60s, long hair and facial hair was considered to be a sign of hippies, the empire could not afford to be associated with this. Hence a policy was born requiring all male employees to have short hair and no facial hair at the theme parks. It took until 2000 for the theme parks to renege on…
Flip’s off the diving board!
My daughter mentioned going to our neighborhood pool tomorrow & I said “I would go with you, but I just colored my hair.” She said “Good– then you should have your hair colored everyday.” I replied “I would LOVE to show you my flips off the diving board!” My daughter then stated “Oh yeah that sounds like fun going to…
This is GROSS!
Cleaning the toilet sucks, but its especially disgusting when the toilet juices fly up in my face, eyes & hair while cleaning it……..This is Gross!
Quote of the day!
“If all else fails, hang on to your weave!” Niecy Nash
Daughter’s “Trend of the week!”
Feathers in hair are out, small headband’s with big ornament’s (flower, etc.) are in! Beaded or crocheted headband’s are also in, wear in your hair or across your head…
Cafeteria ladies mustache?
My son had pizza -SORTA- for lunch today, one of his favorites–but he didn’t finish it. His friend leaned over and said “Hey man are you going to finish your pizza?” Logan said nope & gave it to him. While the boy was enjoying my son’s leftover’s he asked inquisitively, “Why didn’t you eat it?” Logan…
Old woman & monkey girl!
While at the store the other day, an old woman next to me walks up to a young lady employee & said “You have a hair on your face!” and the employee said “It might be attached, where?” The old woman points it out & the employee said “Yep, that ones attached! GROSS (true story)….if you have…
Quote of the day!
If you can weave it, you can achieve it! Jerseylicious Related articles To Weave or Not to Weave…. (vintagefashionjunkie.wordpress.com)